Sumiran Infratech Pvt. Ltd.

24/08/2014

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08/06/2014

Ek Mantri Usa Gaya To Meet His Politician Friend

Uska Ghar Bahot Khubsurat Tha.

Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?
American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?
Indian : Haan
American: Uska 10% Apni Jeb Me...!!

Phir American India Aya To Hairaan Reh Gaya,
K Indian Ka Ghar Us Se Bhi Zada Khubsurat Hai

American: Tum Ne Kaise Banaya Itna Khubsurat Ghar??
Indian : Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai??
American: Nahi

Indian :Hahahahhahahahahahaha

08/06/2014

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki
Dawat Ka Program Banaya,
Aur
Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko
Bakra Chori Kiya,
Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To
Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,
Biwi Se Pucha:
Bakra Kaha Se Aya.?
Biwi:" Bakre Ko maro Goli !
Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha,
KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the..?

08/06/2014

The Scary Moment Of A Married Man.
Wife Calls Hubby.
Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Hubby: Office Mein Hoon,
Bohat Busy Hoon
Aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Wife: Kfc Mein Tumhare Peeche,
Bachon K Saath Bethi Hu Aur
Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain,
K Papa K Saath Konsi Bua Bethi Hain?

08/06/2014

Whenever I Get Online.
I Open Up Ur Profile.
Continuously Keep Staring At Ur Pics.
Though Ur Not there In My
Life.. But Always Be In My Mind,
Heart And Wishes.
Being The Only One I Always Miss.

08/06/2014

Teachers Are Hot Water,
Parents Are Mineral Water,
Enemies Are Salt Water,
Lover Is Ice Water But,
Friends Are Beer Bottle.
Khusi Ho Ya Gam, De Sath Har Dam.

08/06/2014

Aksar Log Apni Chahat Ki Taarif Karte Hein;
Tanke Woh Khaafa Na Ho Jayein;
Hum Isliye Khamosh Rehte Hein;
Tanke Koi Aur Unpe Fida Na Ho Jaye!

08/06/2014

ख्वाबोँ के टूटने से
दिल के टूटने तक.
कोई ऐसा दर्द बताओ
जो हमने सहा ना हो.!!

08/06/2014

Ek Pal Hi To Na Mila Dhundne Se
Fir Waqt Se Me Kya Mang Karta?

Jab Tu Hi Nahi Tha Sath Mere
To Kya Kismat Ko Iljam Karta?

Tum Bhi Kahte Ho Mere Pas
Sab Kuchh He Bas Waqt Ki Kami H

Isliye Me Bhi Baitha Hun Akela,
Honthon Par Hansi
Par Aankhon Me Nami H

Jo Tere Bare Me Khas H
Us Baat Ko Tu Mere Liye Aam Kar De

Tu De Chahe Mujhe Kuchh Bhi Na
Bs Apna Ek Pal Mere Naam Kar De.

08/06/2014

Duriyaa Aasani Se Mitati Hai "Sharab"
Majburiyon Ko Nashe Mein Nachati Hai "Sharab"

Aansuyon Ko Mila De Tu Apne Har Ek Jaam Mein
Fir Dekh Kaise Yaadon Ko Aur Kareeb Lati Hai "Sharab"

Thak Chuke Hai Jo Is Duniya Ke Sitamo Se
Unhe Do Pal Ki Rahat Dilati Hai "Sharab"

Pankh Laga Kar Aasmaan Mein Ud Jate Hai Jo Panchi
Do Ghoot Mein Umhe Baho Mein La Sakti Hai "Sharab"

J**s Ka Hath Sari Duniya Chhod Deti Hai
Unke Hathon Mein Akshar Paayie Jati Hai "Sharab"

Kabhi Bhi Apne Gamon Ko Bhulana Ho To Kah Dena
Kitne Bhi Bade Gum Mein Kisiko Bhi Hasati Hai "Sharab"

08/06/2014

Ek Baar Ek Engineer Baap Apne Ca
Bete Se Milne City Jaata Hai.

Waha Uske
Bete Ke Saath Ek Beautiful Ladki Bhi
Rehti Hai !

Teeno Dinner Ki Table Pe Bait Jaate Hai.

Engineer Dad: Beta Ye Ladki Kaun Hai ?

Ca Beta : Ye Meri Room Mate Hai Dad,
Mere Saath He Rehti Hai.

Mujhe Pata Hai Aap Kya Sonch Rahe
Honge.....

But Hum Dono Ke Beech Koi
Physical Relationship Nahi Hai...

Hum
Dono Ke Rooms Alag Hai,

Hum Log Alag
Alag He Sote Hai,

We're Just Good
Friends !

Engineer Dad : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud.

(Thinking : Saale Mai Tera Baap Hu.
Mujhe Pagal Mat Bana )

Dusre Din Uska Dad Wapis Chala Jaata
Hai..

After A Week.

Ladki : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare
Papa Ne Jis Plate Me Dinner Kiya, Wo
Plate Gayab Hai , Mujhe Shak Hai
Tumhare Papa Ne Chori Ki Hogi !

Ca Ladka : What Rubbish ! Shut Up !

Ladki : Ek Baar Puch Toh Lo, Kya Galti
Hai !

Ca Ladka : Ok !
Ladka Apne Dad Ko Email Bhejta Hai..

It Says...

"Dear Dad,

Mai Yeh Nahi Keh Raha Hu Ki Aapne Plate Chori Ki.

Mai Yeh Bhi Nahi Keh Raha Hoon Ki
Aapne Plate Chori Nahi Ki...

Agar Galti Se Plate Le Gaye Ho, Please
Wapis Kardena, Wo Uss Ladki Ka Lucky
Plate Hai !

- Your Son !

After Few Hours He Got A Reply From His Dad !

"Dear Son,

Mai Ye Nahi Keh Raha Hoon Ki,
Teri Room Mate Tere Sath Soti Hai...

Mai Ye Bhi Nahi Keh Raha Hoon Ki Wo
Tere Sath Nahi Soti Hai.
Agar Iss Pure Week Me Atleast Ek Baar
Wo Apne Room Me, Apni Bed Pe So Jati,

To Uske Takiye Ke Neeche He Plate
Miljaati Jo Maine Chupaya Tha

-Tera Baap.

Baap Baap Hota Hai

08/06/2014

Awsm Lines..:

Wo Puchti Hai Mujse "Tum Mujhe
Itna Pyaar Kyun Krte Ho..?? "
Mene Kaha Ek Tamannna He
Tumhe Pane Ki..
♥
Wo Puchti Hai "Har Waqt Kyun
Udas Rehte Ho..??''
Mene Kaha Koshish He Tumhe Har
Khushi Dilane Ki..
♥
Wo Kehti Hai "Har Waqt Kyun
Sochte Ho..??"
Mene Kaha Aadat Ho G*i He
Tumhe Khayalo Me Apna Banane
Ki..
♥
Wo Kehti Hai "Kabhi Chand Bhi
Chahkr Apna Hua Hai..??"
Mene Kaha Ek Umeed He Is Umeed
Me Zindgi Beetane Ki..
♥
Wo Kehti Hai "Me Na Mili To..??"
Mene Kaha To Koshish Karunga
Zindgi Mitane Ki..
♥
Wo Kehti Hai "Tumhe Kya Milega
Mar Kar..??"
Mene Kaha Ek Umeed Agle Janam
Me Tumhe Apna Banane Ki..!!
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1 year ago
By: 8802985448 In: Story SMS

Amazing Story –
Ek Bholi Si Ladki,
Apne Pagal Lover Se Milne Aayi
After Meeting –
Boy : I Will Drop You To Your Home
Girl : Ok
They Were Going Back To Home -
Girl : Janu, Car Dheere Chalao Na.
Boy : Kyu ? Tumhe Darr Lag Raha H ?
Girl : Nhi,
Abhi 5 Min Me Hum Ghar Pahuch Jayenge.

It's Hard To Understand Girl's Mind.