Osborn Valets

12/08/2026

24/07/2026

The vision is finally starting to take shape. 💙🚐
New wheels. ✅
New spoiler. ✅
There's still plenty more to come... lowering it, colour-coded bumpers, sign writing and a few more ideas I've got planned.
Progress slowed a little thanks to a few unexpected bills, but that's life. One job at a time, one upgrade at a time, and we'll get there.
I'm building this van to reflect my business and my style – clean, laidback and something I'm proud to pull up in every day.

Thanks to everyone who's supported my mobile valeting journey so far. Every booking helps bring the vision to life, and I appreciate every single one of you.

The ride and the vibe are only just getting started. 👊✨

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13/07/2026

I often get asked by customers if I own anything other than the Caddy. The answer is yes…

A Japanese-import Subaru Exiga GT, tuned by STI. One of only 300 made.

Now, if you hear that unmistakable Subaru burble, you're probably expecting an Impreza or a WRX to come flying round the corner…

Instead, what appears is what can only be described as a slightly aggressive people carrier.

It's affectionately known as The Blue Hearse, and it's JDM in every possible way. It's got all the noises, all the quirks, and all the personality of a proper Subaru—just wrapped in a big old wagon that confuses absolutely everyone.

It's definitely a Marmite car. Some people love it, some people hate it, but it always gets a smile and a second look.

Life's too short to drive boring cars.

06/03/2026

Not every day I get the chance to work on bikes, but when I do I absolutely love it. 🏍️✨

This Kawasaki Z900 came in for a detail and it was an absolute joy to work on. From the aggressive lines to that iconic Kawasaki green, this bike really stands out once it’s properly cleaned and protected.

Bikes aren’t something I get to do often, but when the opportunity comes up I make sure they get the same level of care and attention to detail. Every panel, wheel, and hard-to-reach area brought back to its best.

The customer was chuffed with the results, and seeing that reaction is what makes the work worthwhile. 🙌

If you’re looking to get your bike detailed, feel free to drop me a message for prices and availability. 📩

02/02/2026

Full valet and mini valet completed today — long overdue. Even mud, ground-in food and sticky sweets were removed with ease, leaving a spotless, refreshed finish.

22/12/2025

After 3 years of dedication, these cars still wow after a full valet treatment! We're booked solid until Christmas, but you can squeeze in between Christmas and New Year.

06/05/2025

Full valet, full decontamination, hand polish, and finished off with Soft99 Fusso Coat Dark this 530e, maintaining that factory fresh appearance.

08/04/2025

AJR Transport classic Mk4 Transit Recovery truck cleaned this morning ready for Business. 💪🏼

30/01/2025

Whether it's your Bentley or Transit van, all vehicles are cleaned with the same pride and attention to detail.