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Independent, friendly and professional driving school for Snodland and the surrounding areas.

1st Class Pass Driving School - Snodland

Text Joe on 07740309395 for availability and further information.

17/06/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies. Today’s pass comes from brainbox Prakriti. First time no less. Prakriti says her pass was down to having a great instructor and enjoying her lessons. (Tell me who he was, I might learn a thing or two)! 😜

Three cheers for passer Prakriti,
First time, she’s such a real sweetie,
Her engineers brain,
Made her easy to train,
She’s deserving a really nice treatie!

Well done P. You deserved your result. Be safe out there. 🚗

11/06/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies. Today’s beaming smile comes courtesy of dental nurse, Poppy. Poppy, our worrier princess became Poppy, Warrior Princess by knowing the drill, filling in any holes in her knowledge and having a sound driving floss-ophy. Here she is, holding her special blue plaque. Well done, you deserve a crown.

Poppy had passed with delight,
Her future is looking so bright,
Cos now she can drive,
Her work life can thrive,
By driving her smart car that’s white.

Well done and stay safe! 👊🚗

10/06/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, a brilliant thing has happened. One of the happiest and smiliest learners I’ve ever had has passed her test. First time of course. A total joy to teach. Well done to Alicja.

She’s married to a master baker, so a congratulatory baked delight is coming my way I’m sure! 🍞

Alicja has passed her first test,
With extraordinary talent she’s blessed,
She’s my favourite Pole,
And by achieving her goal,
She’s proved that she’s one of the best.

Dobra robota. Uważajcie na siebie.🚗🚗

04/06/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies! Big congratulations to Harry Banks. Harry is the one on the left, in the hat. I’ve never seen him without it. What’s underneath?. Has he got no hair? An odd shaped cranium? Marmalade sandwiches? Nobody knows. But whatever is underneath the hat, he’s got a supercharged driving brain in there. Well done to Harry!

Three cheers to our Mr Banks,
He’s top of the driving class ranks,
He held in those nerves,
And thoroughly deserves,
This pass, for which he gives thanks.

Be safe out there. 🚗

20/05/2026

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Hey Learneroonies, this morning, a great thing happened. Megastar Megan, AKA Venners, AKA Tenacious V, passed her test. First time of course. Saving her top skills until the lesson before the end, she literally produced the best drive ever in the world.

Her test was nothing like it, but that matters not. She passed! 😆😜

Megan has just gone and passed,
Her lessons were always a blast,
She’d go into a dream,
Her instructor would scream,
Venners! You’re going too fast!!

Well done Megster. Stay focused. And don’t forget to wave. 🚗👊

14/05/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, 2nd pass of the week goes to rocker Ellese. She didn’t fret. Far from it, she was bass-ically amazing. Hit all the right notes, avoided distortion, and had no treble to worry about. Great work and rock on!

Three cheers for learner Ellese,
Her driving is far from a mess,
A perfect citation,
For driving elation,
Makes practice a perfect success!

Well done and be safe out there. 👊🚗

11/05/2026

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OMG Learneroonies! A great start to the week for Freya who has just passed first time. Freya is off to buy a new car this morning, her instructor is off to buy a Costa Coffee and a cinnamon bun. Levels!

There once was a driver named Freya,
Who flew through her test like a player,
The examiner smiled,
Said, “You’re oddly quite mild…”
While gripping the dashboard in prayer.

Well done Freya. Be safe out there! 🚗👊

09/05/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies. Who says consistency and hard work doesn’t pay off. Not Jayden, who has just passed first time.

No more buses at ungodly hours for Jayden. Now it’s a nice warm Corsa, midnight black with alloy wheels and a nice black box to keep him within the speed limits and driving safely ! 😜😆

Young Jayden flew round with delight,
His instructor clung on very tight,
He parked with such flair,
With his long flowing hair,
He passed cos he did it all right.

Great work 🚗👊

28/04/2026

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Heads up Learneroonies! Footballer Callum has taken time out from his busy schedule of squinting and growing a mullet, to pass his driving test. First time of course. Callum is quoted as saying, “The whole team is well chuffed, we’re taking it a game at a time, we got the three points, and that’s what matters!”

Callum has hit driving peak,
He’s on a great passing streak,
He’s hit the back of the net,
Without breaking a sweat,
He’s top of the table this week!

Be safe out there dude! I’ll have your first England shirt. Signed of course!!

22/04/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, first test back after holidays, and we’re off to a great start. Our 20th pass of the year goes to fisherman Jack. They say, teach a man to fish and he’ll be happy forever, but teach him to drive and he’ll be able to carry his equipment and beers to the lake!!

Three cheers for our learner Jack,
To pass he found a test hack,
Just drive without minor,
Cos what could be finer,
Than driving to Spurs, there and back.

Well done Jack, be safe out there. You’re better than Tottenham now. You can pass, they can’t! 😜

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Snodland

Telephone

07740309395

Website

http://www.snodlanddrivingschool.wordpress.com/

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