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Independent, friendly and professional driving school for Snodland and the surrounding areas.

1st Class Pass Driving School - Snodland

Text Joe on 07740309395 for availability and further information.

29/10/2026

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Eggsellent news Learneroonies. Rhys Van Eghan has passed. No yolk. He did it. 2nd time, but he’s ova that now!

Three cheers for our learner egg,
“I so need to pass” he would beg,
But what could be finer,
Than just the odd minor,
By adhering to each rule and reg.

Well done Rhys. Be safe out there. 🚗👊

26/10/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, please save a massive cheer and your loudest claps for Spencer. Between his favourite hobbies of supporting Charlton, and moustache cultivation, Spencer has been mastering the art of the test pass. Well done Spencer.

Three cheers for Spencer who’s passed,
Our lessons were always a blast,
Now he’ll drive to the valley,
Like he’s winning a rally,
Expectations were truly surpassed.

Big thanks to Glen from Glen’s driving school for covering Spencer’s test too. Team work makes the dream work! 🚗👊

21/10/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, back from holiday, and back to winning ways with Jayden. Jayden says his first drive on his own will be to the Lindor shop to get his dear old instructor a box of Lindors. How nice 😜……

Three cheers for our learner Jay,
Who took his first drive test today,
He faced all his fears,
Selected all the right gears,
And threw his green licence away.

Well done Jayden. You da man! 👊🚗

29/09/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, today’s pass comes courtesy of of animal management student Keira. Keira didn’t wing it, in fact, she had an egg-sellent drive, with a poultry amount of faults. Best of cluck for the future.

There once was a driver named Keira,
Whose driving made everyone cheer her.
She passed with a grin,
And now she’ll begin
Giving lifts to each dog, cat and deer-a!
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Well done and be safe out there. 🚗👊

11/09/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, well done to Vlad (the Impaler) on passing first time. Vlad says his first drive will be to Transylvania to find some new stakes and some tooth sharpeners. He says, fangs a lot Joe. That’s ok Vlad, you’re bat to the bone!

Count Vlad was learning to drive,
At night time he really would thrive,
He didn’t like mirrors,
They gave him the shivers,
But he fully deserves his high five.

Well done Vlad. Be safe out there.

04/09/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, rehearsals have finished, jazz hands have been activated, opening night was sensational. The critics are awe struck by Gracie’s performance. She entered stage right, stole the show and didn’t make a a scene. Yaay.

Three cheers for our learner Gracie,
She tempered her speed, not too racy,
By quelling her fears,
With near perfect steers,
She got into that little spacey.

Well done Gracie. Be safe out there. 🚗👊

26/08/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, a special pass today for Lloyd. Thoroughly deserved and with just a single fault, a great performance. Well done Lloyd.

Well done to our learner Lloyd,
His worries he all but destroyed,
Cos nothing is finer,
Than just the one minor,
A test pass he calmly deployed.

Yaay. Well done. You da man! 🚗👊

24/08/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies. A positive start to the week from Livi. She did it. Big cheers, loud claps and lots of fist bumps 👊 for Livi. Hard work and perseverance pays off. Zip wire next!!!

There once was a learner from Halling,
Who didn’t like crawling or stalling,
It was top learner Liv,
Who’s nerves we forgive,
Cos passing is better than bawling!

Well done Livi. Be safe out there. 🚗👊

22/08/2026

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Hey there Learneroonies, save your biggest cheers and loudest claps for Sam Fender super fan, Isabella. She’s passed today with just the one driver fault, setting the high standards for next weeks tests. Way to go Isabella.

Isabella, Sam Fender sent me a text to congratulate you. He’s on his way round with Alex from Two Door Cinema Club in a brand new Jeep Wrangler. (Pearl white). Let me know when he arrives 😜.

Three cheers for our Isabella,
Her driving is really quite stellar,
With just the one minor,
A perfect headliner,
Like Sam, a flawless bestseller.

Be safe out there.

17/08/2026

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Yaay! Learneroonies, we have great news. Harrison has passed. First time of course, with almost a clear sheet too. But don’t worry, H, even Ronaldo will stall occasionally.

Harrison’s dream is to be a pro footballer. He’s on track, but in the meantime he’s got a side hustle going as a Hugh Grant impersonator. He’s coming to a shopping mall near you, Bridget Jones and the white VW Polo….

Harrison passed it first time,
‘Twas easy, cos he’s in his prime,
He was perfectly set,
To hit the back of the net,
A footballer’s skill, so sublime.

Well done H. Be safe out there x 🚗👊

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07740309395

Website

https://snodlanddrivingschool.co.uk/

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