10/12/2025
The customer bought the car with a “full service history” 🚗📘 — very impressive on paper… until we realised the previous garage’s must’ve serviced it using pure imagination ✨🧠.
They managed to tick every box ☑️ and sign everything off ✍️… while doing absolutely none of the actual service 😂.
But don’t worry — we’ve handled the real service now.
Proper tools were used 🔧, real oil was changed 🛢️, filters were swapped 🧽, and actual work was done 💪 — not the telepathic kind 👀.
The car finally has a service history that exists in this universe 🌍, is 100% genuine ✔️, and doesn’t rely on creative writing skills 🎭.
