The Secret Van Man

06/07/2025

🚐 Meet Aida – Your Summer Escape on Wheels! ☀️🏕️
If you’ve been dreaming of spontaneous weekends away, coastal road trips, or exploring the UK at your own pace – Aida is ready and waiting.

She’s our last remaining campervan available right now and comes fully converted with everything you need for life on the road:

🛏️ Comfortable bed setup
🚰 Sink with running water
🔌 Power system for off-grid living
🧼 Storage, lighting & thoughtful details throughout

Whether you’re a seasoned camper or trying van life for the first time, Aida is built for easy, enjoyable travel.

💨 Ready to drive away today – no waiting, no hassle.

📞 Call Joe on 07305 563181 to arrange a viewing
📍 Based in Portsmouth – Nationwide delivery available

08/06/2025

𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄: 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞 £𝟏𝟓,𝟗𝟗𝟓

Genie’s been well-loved and well-maintained, and she’s not done adventuring yet.

✅ Cambelt at 108k
✅ 119,000 miles
✅ Bluetooth, reversing sensors, AC
✅ MOT until April 2026
✅ Roof rack ready
📏 4.96m x 2.25m

She’s ready to take you anywhere.
📞 Get in touch today to grab her while she’s still available.

02/06/2025

𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃: 𝐃𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞!

Our sleek and stylish camper Doris has now SOLD – and we’re not surprised!

But don’t worry — we still have two fantastic campers available and on sale:

🚐 Genie – £15,995
2019 Citroën Relay, fully serviced, ULEZ compliant, MOT to April 2026

🚐 Aida – £14,995
2018 Citroën Relay, full history, great condition, MOT to Oct 2025

Both ready for summer adventures and priced to sell.
📩 DM us today to arrange a viewing before they’re gone too!

01/06/2025

26/05/2025

𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄: 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞 £𝟏𝟓,𝟗𝟗𝟓 – 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫

Genie’s high-spec build and rugged look make her a standout camper.

✅ Serviced at 103k, 85k, 28k
✅ Cambelt done at 108k
✅ Full service history
✅ Touchscreen, AC, Bluetooth
✅ MOT to April 2026
📏 4.96m long | 2.25m high

🎒 Pack your gear, strap it on the rack, and head out.
📩 Enquire now to snap her up before someone else does!

25/05/2025

𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄: 𝐃𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰 £𝟏𝟔,𝟗𝟗𝟓 – 𝐒𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 & 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

You won’t find a cleaner 2019 Relay at this price!

Doris comes with top features: reversing sensors, Bluetooth, touchscreen, AC, and a spotless cab. Well maintained, beautifully converted, and ready to roll.

✅ Cambelt changed at 100k
✅ ULEZ Compliant | Euro 6
✅ MOT until April 2026
✅ Full service history
📏 Length: 4.96m | Height: 2.25m

📍Come and view Doris – she’s looking for her next adventure buddy. Located in Portsmouth, Hampshire.

19/05/2025

𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄: 𝐀𝐢𝐝𝐚 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 £𝟏𝟒,𝟗𝟗𝟓 – 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐭!

A well-serviced 2018 Citroën Relay that’s budget-friendly and road-ready.

With six services under her belt and a clean, tidy cab, Aida is the smart choice for first-time camper buyers.

✅ 129,000 miles
✅ ULEZ Compliant | Euro 6
✅ MOT to Oct 2025
✅ Bluetooth | Manual | Valeted
✅ Cambelt replaced at 115k
📏 Length: 4.96m | Height: 2.25m
💸 Road tax only £320/year

📞 DM us now – affordable campers like Aida don’t last long!

18/05/2025

🌟 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄: 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐰 £𝟏𝟓,𝟗𝟗𝟓 – 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐚𝐜𝐤 & 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠!

Adventure meets reliability in this well-loved camper.

Genie is a 2019 Citroën Relay with a rugged roof rack and the spec to match. Stylish, practical, and ready for summer getaways.

✅ 119,000 miles
✅ ULEZ Compliant | Euro 6
✅ MOT to April 2026
✅ Bluetooth, AC, reversing sensors
✅ Full valet | 3 belted seats | Manual
✅ Cambelt changed at 108k
📏 Length: 4.96m | Height: 2.25m

📲 Don’t miss out – message us today to view Genie at her new price!

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18/05/2025

📢 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄: 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐃𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬 – 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 £𝟏𝟔,𝟗𝟗𝟓!

The sleek, reliable camper that’s ready to hit the road.

Doris is a 2019 Citroën Relay with a clean roofline, full service history, and a freshly replaced cambelt. She’s tidy, stylish, and road-trip ready.

✅ 105,000 miles
✅ ULEZ Compliant | Euro 6
✅ MOT to April 2026
✅ Bluetooth, AC, reversing sensors
✅ 3 belted seats | Full valet | Manual
✅ Serviced at 104k, 100k, 74k, 58k, 39k
✅ Cambelt replaced at 100k
📏 Length: 4.96m | Height: 2.25m

📩 DM to book a viewing – she won’t be around for long at this price!

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15/04/2025

A glance at the 3 campers we have for sale at the moment…Doris, Genie & Aida. Which one would you take home?