19/10/2026
đ´ââ ď¸ Where Ee Too(sday)! đ´ââ ď¸
Lady Laura Mackerel be tryinâ her hand at some newâfangled sorcery, squintinâ at a GPS contraption like it be speakinâ in the tongue of seaâdevils. The crew gather round, watchinâ their captain poke the buttons, tilt the screen, and mutter darkly as the device insists she be somewhere off the coast of Norway.
Looks like sheâll be stickinâ to proper navigation â the stars, the wind, and the good old Cornish instinct thatâs never led her astray.
She pulls a weatherâworn scrap of parchment from her pocket and slips a fresh riddle into yer mitts:
âPastel twin coves, once split by counties, crowned by Cornish names of king and cow.â
If ye reckon yeâve charted the right hidden haven, roar a mighty âAYE!â belowâŚ
But keep yer answer stowed tighter than a mermaidâs purse â no rival crew be pilferinâ yer brainâbooty this voyage.
â Find out Where Ee Too(sday) tomorrow at 8:15am â brought to ye by Merlin Rental Cornwall â