30/10/2026
Happy Halloween everyone! Forget massive spiders and haunted houses, these are the things that really keep Dave awake at night:
🎃 A DIY welding job that looks like a patchwork quilt.
🎃 “I Googled it and had a go myself.”
🎃 A mystery electrical fault with approximately 47 wires.
🎃 Putting a tool somewhere "safe" and never seeing it again.
🎃 A shortage of good tea and chocolate biscuits.
Sweet dreams, Dave. 😂🔧