Pistis Automotive LTD

Pistis Automotive LTD Our aim is to be the best of the best when it comes to vehicle repairs, engine rebuilding, and car sale's. We
Specializing in BMW and Mini Engine Repairs.

We sell used vehicles mainly BMW and Mini. We do maintenance and servicing on BMW and Mini.

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨After a lot of thinking, cups of coffee ☕, late nights 🌙, broken bolts 🔩 and “can you just quickly…”...
25/05/2026

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

After a lot of thinking, cups of coffee ☕, late nights 🌙, broken bolts 🔩 and “can you just quickly…” phone calls 📞… we’ve officially decided:

🚫 WE ARE NOW CLOSED TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC 🚫

What does that actually mean?

❌ No new retail customers
❌ No random call-ins
❌ No “my mate said you can do it cheaper” jobs 😅
❌ No “it’ll only take 5 minutes” repairs (we all know that’s never true)

From now on, we’ll only be working with a select few motor traders we’ve built strong relationships with 🤝, while focusing more on:
🏁 Our own vehicle sales
🔧 Project cars
💡 The side of the trade we genuinely enjoy

As a small family-run business, there’s only so many hours in a day ⏰ — and honestly, life’s too short to spend every day stressed out chasing impossible deadlines and mystery warning lights 😂

The last 8 years have been a proper rollercoaster 🎢:
✔️ Long days
✔️ Stressful moments
✔️ Plenty of learning curves
✔️ Some brilliant customers
✔️ And enough snapped bolts to last a lifetime

But priorities change, times change, and this is the direction we’ve chosen moving forward.

⚠️ Please note:
We will NOT be taking on any work or enquiries from the general public going forward.

To everyone who supported us over the years — thank you genuinely 🙏
To the people who said “while you’re there…” — this post is partly your fault 😆

Now… time to build some cool stuff again 🔥🚗

Impulse control? Never heard of her.Picked up a manual 330ci M Sport convertible in the exact spec and colour I’ve alway...
23/04/2026

Impulse control? Never heard of her.

Picked up a manual 330ci M Sport convertible in the exact spec and colour I’ve always wanted… purely by accident, obviously. These things are getting rarer by the day, so it would’ve been irresponsible not to buy it. Summer toy for now… then up for sale before I get too attached (famous last words).

Meanwhile, my mate just dragged home a 1991 E300D that’s been sitting for 4–5 years. New battery, turned the key… fired straight up like it was parked yesterday. And the best bit? Smells like pancakes. Proper chip-fat cruiser. Michelin-star diesel.

That one’s heading back across Europe as its left hand drive… which will either be a heroic road trip or a slow-motion breakdown documentary.

And in the background:

The “forged” ST that was build by people with no hands and blind bats 🙃
The Bentley customer who thinks questionable brakes and tyres is ok 💸

But honestly… this is the good stuff. Small steps towards my goals and i would not have it any other way. Working for yourself is best thing can happen to a Man, Hard work long hours maybe but you learn a lot about life and yourself how to handle stress and other people.

Give me old BMWs and Mercs over supercars any day. Cheap, cheerful, slightly questionable… and somehow always make you smile.

22/04/2026

🛠️😂 “Why is your car sitting on barrels?!”

Me: Because I like doing things properly…

Reality 👇
When tightening suspension bushings:
🚗 The car MUST be at ride height
Not hanging in the air ❌

Otherwise:
💥 Preloaded bushings
📉 Bad ride quality
⏳ Short lifespan

So yeah…
Sometimes the setup looks like a science experiment 🧪😅

But the result?
✔️ Drives properly
✔️ Lasts longer
✔️ Done the way it should be

Pretty ≠ Correct
Correct = Correct 💪

Oh dear 🦌
22/04/2026

Oh dear 🦌

14/04/2026

I swear I’ve seen it all in the garage world… 🔧😵

I’ve seen silicone jobs that belong in a onlyfans 🏛️
I’ve seen “creative engineering” that should be studied in psychology 🤯
I’ve seen one-handed fixes, blind fixes, and fixes that shouldn’t legally count as fixes 🚫🔩

But THIS… 💀

A silicone on head gasket 😂
Yeah, you read that right.

Somehow sealing nothing, fixing less than nothing…
while oil is out here escaping like it’s on vacation 🛢️✈️

I’ve seen people repair cars in flip-flops in Africa and STILL do better than this masterpiece of chaos 🩴🔥

I am genuinely speechless 😶
This isn’t a repair… it’s modern art 🎨🛢️

Anyway… welcome to Europe apparently.

13/04/2026

They told me “build responsibly”…
I heard build it pink and questionable. 😌💗

B5 A4 out here turning into a Cookie Monster™ project car
— pink underglow (for science)
— pink fog lights (for vibes only)
— chameleon screen so it can argue with the sky 🌈
— and enough attitude to fail a personality test at MOT

Is it fast?
No idea.
But is it emotionally correct?
Absolutely.

Work on cars after work = therapy
Bad decisions with good lighting = art 🎨

If it blinds you at night… just know it’s aesthetic pain.

Last time I was using so much polythene sheets, I was about to feed my pigs… 🐷😂Times have moved on and changed.This time...
13/04/2026

Last time I was using so much polythene sheets, I was about to feed my pigs… 🐷😂

Times have moved on and changed.

This time, I’m building a spa bath for Cookie Monster 🛁🚗
Yeah… proper VIP treatment. Bubbles pending. Towels optional. Dignity? Already gone.

All just to clean underneath the vehicle, get the grime and dirt off, so when the new parts are fitted, my face isn’t full of sand and my teeth aren’t grinding 😬

Because nothing says “living the dream” like exfoliating your face with underseal and road dust.

Slow progress… but we’re out here upgrading from pig farm to car spa 💅

And now for the best part…

Cookie Monster gets a pink underneath 💅🚗😂

Why pink?
Well… that’s a secret (for now). I’ll spill it in the future 👀

But honestly… I just think it’s hilarious.
Because NOTHING screams manly manly car like a bright pink underside 💪😆

Imagine pulling up like “yeah mate, proper serious build this”…
Meanwhile the bottom looks like it belongs in a Barbie dream garage.

Pink engineering. Zero regrets.

🚗💖

🔧 What makes us different from other garages? It’s simple — we give YOU the choice.We don’t just fit whatever parts suit...
13/04/2026

🔧 What makes us different from other garages? It’s simple — we give YOU the choice.

We don’t just fit whatever parts suit us. We take the time to explain the difference between brands, quality levels, and what it actually means for your vehicle — so you can make an informed decision 🚗💡

Not every car needs top-of-the-range parts.
If your vehicle is a 15-year-old run-around, a temporary car, or just something to get you from A to B, we’ll recommend reliable, cost-effective options that won’t break the bank 💷

But if you want the best for your car — we’ve got you covered ⭐

👉 Example: BMW 528i
We explained the difference between 5W-30 (a suitable alternative) and 0W-20 (BMW’s recommended oil), along with our trusted brands:
✔️ High-quality filters (Mann / Mahle)
✔️ NGK spark plugs — our go-to, no compromises

The result? The customer chose premium spec:
🔥 Mahle filters
🔥 NGK plugs
🔥 Liqui Moly 0W-20 oil

Because at the end of the day — it’s YOUR car, YOUR budget, and YOUR choice 👊

10/04/2026

🚨⚠️ BEFORE THE KEYBOARD WARRIORS START ⚠️🚨
Relax 😂 it’s just a word… don’t get your torque wrenches in a twist 🔧😅

RIGHT… where do we even BEGIN with this one 🤦‍♂️👇

🚗💨 Customer buys a car…
❌ NOT his fault
❌ Bought privately
❌ Knew some issues… but THIS MANY?! 😂💀

Honestly… this car has more problems than my sleep schedule 😴⚡

🔧 NOW… let’s talk about the “mechanic” 🛠️
(or should I say… Driveway Dave / Hillbilly Joe 🤠😂)

HOW… just HOW…

✔️ Managed to do the timing chain (fair play 👏)
✔️ Engine runs… car drives… okay cool 👍

BUT THEN…

❌ EVERYTHING ELSE?! ABSOLUTE CHAOS 💥
❌ Bodges on bodges on bodges 🤯
❌ Looks like it was fixed using hopes, dreams & duct tape 😭

It’s like… you cooked a perfect steak 🥩🔥
…but served it in a BIN 🗑️😂

💸 Charging people for THIS?!
Nahhh mate 😬

If you’re taking someone’s hard-earned money 💰…
at least don’t turn their car into a mechanical horror story 🎃🚗

🛢️ Car turns up leaking oil like it’s marking territory 🐕💦
📦 Airbox situation?! Don’t even get me started… 🤦‍♂️
🔍 We got asked to check it…

AND BOY… there’s a LIST 📋💀

😅 I’ve seen some things in this job…
but this one?

This one’s a special edition disaster 🏆🔥

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Address

Unit 2C Westward Business Park Buckle Street
Honeybourne
WR118QQ

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 5pm
Saturday 10am - 2pm

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