18/06/2026
🚨 We’re getting worried about Dave and his old age… 🚨
He’s reached that age where…
👴 He forgets where he’s put his keys…
☕ Makes a brew… then forgets to drink it…
📺 Falls asleep halfway through a horse race…
…and now he’s started giving away mystery discounts! 🤦😂
We asked him…
“Dave… how much are you knocking off?”
His answer…
“None of your business!” 😏
So here’s the deal…
🚐 Book 7 nights or more for 2027 on our website.
💳 Pay just a deposit to secure your dates.
📲 Then message Dave…
…and he’ll knock something off your booking.
How much?
😂 We haven’t got a clue.
He’s keeping it a bigger secret than his biscuit stash! Oops….. shouldn’t have mentioned that around his wife Julie as she will know about that secret now 😫
The only thing we do know is…
💷 The price you see online won’t be the price you pay. It’ll be less.
🐾 Bringing the dog? Perfect! Our motorhomes are pet friendly because adventures are always better with muddy paws.
So, if you’ve been thinking about a 2027 getaway…
Book it before Dave:
🤣 Changes his mind…
🤣 Gets distracted…
🤣 Or remembers he’s supposed to be running a business!
🌐 www.yorkshiremotorhomerentals.com
📞 Call or message Dave on 07834 276499
👇 Go on… make Dave regret this while you still can! 😜