TorqueMonkey

TorqueMonkey Performance Tuning Specialist and Vehicle Repair shop based in Chelmsford Essex, All makes and models

12/06/2026

Just out here trying our best guys

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11/06/2026

I promise you that our recommendation of a vehicle service is to:

• Improve engine health

• Increase reliability

• Give you greater fuel efficiency and

• Maintain a higher resell value in the future

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We have the best customers who do actually take pride in looking after their vehicles but I saw this audio and greenscreen and had to use it 🤣

Not sure if you need a service? Contact us right away!

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📞 01245 698027

11/06/2026

I felt this in my soul 🤣 throw in a baby and you have yourself a whirlpool of emotions on the daily 😅

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Don't forget guys, Tim is away on a well deserved holiday this week (18th May ~ 26th May) so it will be just Jon and Mir...
18/05/2026

Don't forget guys, Tim is away on a well deserved holiday this week (18th May ~ 26th May) so it will be just Jon and Miriam (and by default, Rockie 🤣) assisting you at both the and 😘

As Miriam will be on her own in the office, so if you are able to get in touch via email it would be much appreciated! If not, please still give us a call on 01245 698027!

Jon is feeling a lil bit fancy so any bronze or silver services that we can squeeze in the remaining appointments on Tuesday 19th or Thursday 21st will get a whooping 50% off on labour 🤯

** Aka repaying you guys for making it worth him getting his workshop clothes dirty and making sure we dont skive off early 🤣🤣

Edit: THERE ARE ONLY 3 SLOTS LEFT!!!

3 DAYS TO GO!!! 🎉🤪Thank you so so so much for everyone's generosity over the last few weeks helping us towards our fund-...
06/05/2026

3 DAYS TO GO!!! 🎉🤪

Thank you so so so much for everyone's generosity over the last few weeks helping us towards our fund-raising goal for the ❤️

We have been collecting a lot of cash donations from our lovely customers who visit the garage and will be paying them in tomorrow to go towards our target!

We are so so so close to our target which means we are cheekily posting again, any donation no matter how small is so gratefully recieved!! Please help push us over the goal 🎉

This is a charity close to our hearts and a charity that anyone could need unexpectedly to save their lives 🫶🏻❤️

Link is in our bio and on today's story! ❤️

6 years of Torque Monkey Garage today 🎉From a small workshop and a big idea…to a growing a brand, hundreds of Minis thro...
01/04/2026

6 years of Torque Monkey Garage today 🎉

From a small workshop and a big idea…
to a growing a brand, hundreds of Minis through the doors…
and now a new little team member 👶

It’s been a bit of a whirlwind (and a lot of late nights 😅), but one thing has never changed — how much we genuinely care about every single customer and car that comes through the garage.

If you’ve ever trusted us with your car, even just once, you’ve been part of this journey… and we honestly wouldn’t be here without you ❤️

Thank you for the support, the recommendations, and for sticking with us over the years.

Here’s to the next chapter 🐒

👇 We’d love to know… how long have you been part of the Torque Monkey journey?

AHH THE FINALS OF UK TOP GARAGE ARE TOMORROW!!!It isn't the most chirpy weather here in Essex (tbf I think most of the U...
14/11/2025

AHH THE FINALS OF UK TOP GARAGE ARE TOMORROW!!!

It isn't the most chirpy weather here in Essex (tbf I think most of the UK!) but we are still having fun!

Tomorrow is an early start in Warwick with 2 different Judges interviews scheduled for us in the morning followed by a presentation about Torque Monkey and then separate quiz tasks for us all that will count towards our final marks.

The last few months have been a whirlwind and to even get to the finals whilst spinning countless plates both in the business and in our personal lives is such an enormous achievement and I am so proud of everything that has gotten us to this point.

I fear winning two years on the bounce is possibly too high a stretch even for someone as competitive as me 🤣 but we came away learning so much last year and met some great friends that we continue to learn from so roll on the evening meal and doing the same again!!

Ps I actually want so badly to get the baby bump on the stage to celebrate women and smashing self employment even in the third trimester in an industry where we are only juat starting to be accepted - I am FULLY playing down how badly 🤣🤣😅😅

- thank you as always! ❤️

🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 lemon emojis for effect - IYKYK 😍

When our neighbour has the coolest Jeep but I have to climb up to actually put the oil in (and proceeded to use the oppo...
10/11/2025

When our neighbour has the coolest Jeep but I have to climb up to actually put the oil in (and proceeded to use the opportunity for a social media photo too 😘😉😆)

We have two more pay days before Xmas - why not take advantage of our online booking via the website this month for a discounted service so you don't have to worry about eeking out the pennies through December and January ❤️

Just visit www.torquemonkey.co.uk, enter your registration and book the best service for your budget 👌🏻 a little maintenance before problems is ALWAYS the cheaper way to run a vehicle.

Ps extra bonus points for those that zoomed in to read the hidden text 🤣

To celebrate being virtually at the end of the first week of November, have a ridiculously filtered photo of us all fini...
07/11/2025

To celebrate being virtually at the end of the first week of November, have a ridiculously filtered photo of us all finishing our "9.30 Catch Up" 😆

No word of a lie, our "9.30 Catch Ups" have become a staple part of our days - we each have 5 minutes to explain what we each need to get done and what we need from each other to make sure we do - and it has been genuinely life-changing 🤯

Not sure what I am expecting you to do with that information, but I wasn't sure what else to tell you today so do with it what you like 🤣😅

Ps my "One Thing" to make sure I get done today was a nap at 2pm instead of a lunch time walk (after getting up at 4.45am for the gym) so that should give you a glimpse of how I am feeling this morning 😇🙃🫠

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❤️ H A P P Y • M O N D A Y ❤️👋🏻 To anyone new, hello!! We are Torque Monkey - a BMW Mini specialist in Chelmsford, Essex...
03/11/2025

❤️ H A P P Y • M O N D A Y ❤️


👋🏻 To anyone new, hello!! We are Torque Monkey - a BMW Mini specialist in Chelmsford, Essex who are passionate about all aspects of maintenance, upgrades and day-to-day running of our beloved vehicles!

With over 20 years of modifiying our own cars and over 5 years running with multiple awards to our name, why not give us a call and see what you think too! 📲


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⌨️ www.torquemonkey.co.uk
☎️ 01245 698027

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Oyster Place
Chelmsford
CM26TX

Opening Hours

Monday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Thursday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Friday 8:30am - 5:30pm
Saturday 8:30am - 1:30pm

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