08/09/2026
DAY 2: DOVER → ROUEN 🇬🇧➡️🇫🇷
Well… it wouldn’t be the Rat Run without a little roadside engineering. 😂🔧
After making it across the Channel, the Civic found herself sitting in around 45 minutes of stop-start traffic — and apparently decided France was quite warm enough already. 🌡️
The temperature gauge started climbing dangerously close to the red, so James pulled over and switched her off before things got expensive.
Once she’d cooled down — conveniently outside a boulangerie, because apparently emergency diagnostics are best performed with French pastries nearby 🥐😂 — James got to work.
Coolant level: fine. ✅
Problem: faulty coolant fan switch. ❌
With no replacement switch available, a little Rat Run ingenuity was required. Armed with some wire cutters, James borrowed a section of wiring from the rear heated window — because we’re hopefully not going to need that in Spain — and bypassed the faulty switch.
The result? The cooling fan now runs continuously, the temperature is behaving itself, and the £600 Civic lives to fight another day. 😂
185.97 miles and 7½ hours later, they’ve made it to Rouen.
Disaster avoided. Day 2: DONE. ✅
Luckily, she’s survived… for now! 😂🤞🚗🇫🇷