08/09/2026
🚗💨 SCARBOROUGH TEST CENTRE — JACK CHANDLER, 1ST TIME PASS! 💨🚗
A lovely 1st-time pass today for Jack, with just a couple of driving faults. 👏
And what a bloody week this lad has had! Through the UCAT on Friday and now his driving test passed today. Not a bad little seven days! 🥳
Jack, what can I say? What an absolute top lad you are. It’s been an absolute pleasure teaching you — although I’m still trying to work out how someone so intelligent can simultaneously be quite so bloody daft! 😂
You really are the daftest intelligent person I know. One minute you’re smashing the UCAT and getting yourself on the road to whatever clever career you’ve got planned, and the next you’re doing something that makes me question whether we actually found your brain during the driving lessons! 🤣
If Carlsberg made 17-year-olds, Jack would be it… although knowing Jack, he’d probably overanalyse the ingredients, question the brewing process and then forget where he’d parked it! 🍺😂
Seriously though, massive congratulations, Jack. UCAT sorted, driving test sorted — an absolutely cracking week.
Now go and enjoy yourself, mate. You’ve earned it.
And remember… you may be intelligent, but don’t let it go to your head — you’re still a bloody liability! 😂👏🚗
