Billy's Elite Valets & Detailing services

09/09/2026

😂 WELL… apparently this is what we would’ve looked like in the 80s! 😂

Billy looking like he was one bad decision away from joining a rock band… and me looking like I’d been electrocuted whilst getting ready! ⚡🤣

Forget Billy’s Elite Valets… we’d have been called Billy’s Elite Mullets & Kerri's Big Hair Repair 💇‍♂️💇‍♀️😂

08/09/2026

Following on from our reel for the MG3.....

MG3 looking absolutely unreal in today’s quarterly ceramic maintenance check, and this video proves exactly why getting your car professionally coated from new is one of the smartest moves you can make.

At the initial pre‑wash and rinse stage, the car is still fully contaminated… yet just look at the performance of this 2‑year‑old ceramic coating.

The water behaviour.
The sheeting.
The slickness.

It’s all still working exactly the way it should.
This is what happens when you:

💎Ceramic coat from new, you lock in that fresh paint condition and protect it before the daily wear begins.

🫧Maintain it properly, regular safe washes and scheduled inspections keep the coating performing at its peak.

🛡Choose a professional install, correct prep, correct products, correct curing.

Two years on… and this MG3 still behaves like it left the Elite bay last week.

That’s the difference between “ceramic coated” and Elite ceramic coated.

* we do not own the rights to this music *

08/09/2026

MG3 looking absolutely minted after its quarterly ceramic maintenance inspection.

Two years ago we laid down a premium ceramic coating on this wee cracker, and today’s inspection proves exactly why regular maintenance matters just as much as the initial install.

Once washed, decontaminated and inspected, the results genuinely speak for themselves.

The gloss, the water behaviour, the slickness… it looks like it left the Elite bay only days ago.

This is what happens when you protect your vehicle properly and keep it maintained on schedule.... long‑term performance, long‑term gloss, long‑term pride.

Elite standards.
Elite results.
Every single time.

* we do not own the rights to this music *

08/09/2026

🔥 Elite Valets x MG Autotec 🔥

Today we welcomed MG Autotec onto the Elite books, and what a cracking first pair of motors to kick things off.

Their Transit Custom workhorse rolled in looking absolutely minted with that stunning MG Autotec logo popping like it owns the road. Clean, sharp, professional, exactly the kind of van that tells you they mean business.

Next up, their family Audi Q5, now sitting fresh, glossy and ready for the week ahead.

And we’re only just getting started.
Another vehicle booked for this Friday, and another next week as we build a solid, long‑term relationship between both our businesses.

Here’s to supporting each other, raising standards, and keeping the MG Autotec fleet looking nothing short of Elite.

* we do not own the rights to this music *

07/09/2026

Bargain Bazaar Kilmarnock give them a follow folks myself and kerri took a trip yesterday and got this mattress topper can't wack that price. And Kerri Lakin king size highland cow 🐄 blanket for £9 that i quickly claimed for myself 🤣

Available in Store ❗️

07/09/2026

Exclusive offer for our followers over at iTint Glasgow give them a follow folks 😀

06/09/2026

BMW LOVERS — COMING SOON! ❤️

Custom BMW air fresheners, what’s your favourite BMW? 👇 Drop your model below!

06/09/2026

Today sees us taking part in the annual south Lanarkshire Mental health and wellbeing locality tournament.

So if you find yourself at a loose end today, please come along & see all the action and support all the lads involved. There is also some stuff on for the kids and various local charities and organisations will be in attendance to offer help and advice for mental health and general wellbeing.

1st group games kick off down at the Palace Grounds Hamilton.

As always a huge shout out to our main sponsors:

B&B Autocare LTD - Home kit
Billy's Elite Valets & Detailing services - Away kit

🔴 P2P-Hamilton ⚫

05/09/2026

04/09/2026

🔥 Next Elite Build Graphene Edition BOOKED…
before the first one even had time to cure 🔥

When you post Elite deals,
Elite customers pounce.

Simple as that. Another absolute stunner of a motor already locked in and its
not even delivered yet and coming straight to Team Elite for the full Graphene treatment.

Elite gloss.
Elite protection.
Elite standards.

We don’t wait… and neither do our customers.