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Chris Apps Commercials With over 35 years of experience as a Car and Commercial Mechanic, I specialise in the repair, maintenance, and servicing of road vehicles.

From cars to trucks, Iā€™m committed to delivering high-quality, reliable work to keep your vehicle at its best. With over 30 years of hands-on experience as a dedicated Car and Commercial Mechanic, I specialise in the repair, maintenance, and servicing of all types of road vehicles. From everyday cars to heavy commercial trucks, I take pride in delivering reliable, high-quality workmanship to keep you safely on the road. Passionate about diagnosing issues and ensuring optimal vehicle performance, Iā€™m committed to providing honest and efficient service tailored to your needs. Trust your vehicle with someone who understands the importance of getting the job done right.

Back from holiday and back to work Monday šŸ”§šŸšHad a lovely break doing absolutely nothing.Unfortunately, the bank balance ...
16/10/2026

Back from holiday and back to work Monday šŸ”§šŸš

Had a lovely break doing absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately, the bank balance has decided thatā€™s enough of that.

So if youā€™ve got anything that needs fixing, give me a call. Iā€™m available again, against my better judgement.

šŸ“ž 07585 709525

Ring doorbell has just informed me thereā€™s a mountain lion outside my front door.Either the local wildlifeā€™s getting out...
11/10/2026

Ring doorbell has just informed me thereā€™s a mountain lion outside my front door.

Either the local wildlifeā€™s getting out of hand or Ringā€™s been on the p**s again. šŸ˜‚

Cruise stopped off in Tenerife. Sat drinking orange juice. One bingo win away from a mobility scooter. šŸš¢šŸŠ
08/10/2026

Cruise stopped off in Tenerife. Sat drinking orange juice.

One bingo win away from a mobility scooter. šŸš¢šŸŠ

Iā€™ve been a carpenter, roofer, fabricator and audio specialist on this horse box.Finished the day as a medic after cutti...
03/10/2026

Iā€™ve been a carpenter, roofer, fabricator and audio specialist on this horse box.

Finished the day as a medic after cutting my own finger. šŸ‘šŸ¤£

Quite a career progression really.

Built it, wired it, roofed itā€¦ then became the first casualty. šŸ˜šŸ¤£

PART 8: Excellent. šŸšVan suspension has gone.No accident.No bollard.Sam hasnā€™t even touched it.Itā€™s just broken itself ou...
03/10/2026

PART 8: Excellent. šŸš

Van suspension has gone.

No accident.
No bollard.
Sam hasnā€™t even touched it.

Itā€™s just broken itself out of habit now. šŸ˜

At this point the vehicles are taking the p**s without our help.

Lovely. šŸ’ø

Sunday morning in our houseā€¦Samā€™s in the shower getting ready for the day.Iā€™m doing my bit by being completely unconsci...
27/09/2026

Sunday morning in our houseā€¦

Samā€™s in the shower getting ready for the day.

Iā€™m doing my bit by being completely unconscious.

And Ayrtonā€™s sat there looking like a disappointed father whoā€™s been up since 6am and already done three loads of washing. šŸ¤£

That face says it all:

ā€œMust be nice, mate.ā€ šŸ˜šŸ¶

No idea what weā€™re doing today.

Donā€™t care.

Itā€™s Sunday, Samā€™s awake and Ayrtonā€™s in charge.

Iā€™ll be available for comment after another 4 hours. šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø

Sunny autumn days šŸ‚ā˜€ļøCrisp air, blue skies, leaves changing colourā€¦And the sun bouncing off my head like a solar panel. ...
23/09/2026

Sunny autumn days šŸ‚ā˜€ļø

Crisp air, blue skies, leaves changing colourā€¦

And the sun bouncing off my head like a solar panel. šŸ˜‚ā˜€ļø

Might as well plug the house into me and save a few quid.

No bad hair days though, so whoā€™s really winning? šŸ˜Žā¤ļø

PART 7: Plot twist šŸ˜Well this is embarrassing.After months of taking the p**s out of Samā€™s driving, Iā€™d like to presentā€¦...
22/09/2026

PART 7: Plot twist šŸ˜

Well this is embarrassing.

After months of taking the p**s out of Samā€™s driving, Iā€™d like to presentā€¦

My van.

And the concrete bollard Iā€™ve just scraped it against. šŸ¤£

Before anyone asks, yes, I saw the bollard.

Yes, I knew it was there.

And yes, I still drove the f**king van into it.

So thatā€™s gone well.

Sam, obviously, has taken this news with the maturity and dignity youā€™d expect after everything Iā€™ve posted about her.

Sheā€™s absolutely delighted. ā¤ļø

Iā€™d like to point out there is a HUGE difference between this and everything Samā€™s done.

I just havenā€™t worked out what that difference is yet.

The bollard is fine, obviously.

Concrete: 1
Van: 0
Me: tw*t

Anyway, enjoy the photo.

Iā€™m sure Sam will.

For the next 25 years. šŸ¤£

18/09/2026

PART 6: Sam vs. The Gas Board šŸš§šŸ¤£

Wellā€¦ Part 6 has arrived.

This morning the Gas Board had left a stack of barriers next to our drive.

Not across the drive.

Not blocking the road.

Just stacked up, minding their own business.

Sam clipped them. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

Literally just trying to leave the house.

She hadnā€™t even made it onto the road yet.

The journey was about 6 feet old. šŸ˜­

I heard the noise and immediately knew.

There are certain sounds you learn to recognise in a relationship.

Your partnerā€™s voice.

Their footsteps.

The sound of them coming through the front door.

And apparentlyā€¦

the sound of Sam clipping something with a Range Rover. šŸ˜

At this point I donā€™t even ask ā€œwhat happened?ā€

I ask:

ā€œWhat have you hit now?ā€

The barriers mustā€™ve thought they were safe as well.

Stacked neatly by the side of our drive, waiting for the Gas Board lads to come back.

Poor bastards didnā€™t even make it onto duty. šŸ¤£

So current situation:

Range Rover: fine
Barriers: initiated
Gas Board: now part of the story
Van: relieved it wasnā€™t him this time
Me: not even surprised
Sam: ā€œI only clipped them!ā€ ā¤ļøšŸ¤£

ONLY CLIPPED THEM.

That sentence is doing some serious work in this household.

At this point Iā€™m starting to think the problem isnā€™t Samā€™s driving.

Itā€™s everyone leaving things where sheā€™s driving.

Stay tuned for Part 7:

Sam Successfully Leaves The Drive.

Hopefully. šŸ¤£

Health & Safety said I needed to be more visible.Think weā€™ve f**king nailed it. šŸ˜‚
13/09/2026

Health & Safety said I needed to be more visible.

Think weā€™ve f**king nailed it. šŸ˜‚

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