Tof Car Buyers and Seller

30/06/2023

Toyota Weyane Dx
1989 Model
Rpm 1.3cc
Manual Transmission
Original left hand
2E piston type
Excellent condition
Plate: code2 36***
Price: 600,000Birr
Commission 2%
0972378182

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30/06/2023

10/04/2016

Dear Girls ,
No Matter How You Looks,
No Matter What's Your Colour
No Matter What's Your Body
Shape,
U look Best When You Smile .
(*_*)
So Keep Smiling...!

10/04/2016

ሰውዬው የቡና ሱሰኛ ነው አሉ……… ነጋ ቡና
ነው… ጠባ ቡና ነው… መሸ ቡና ነው… በቃ
ሶስት ስኒ ቡናውን ግልብጥጥጥጥ ካደረገ
ስራውን ጨረሰ ነው ! ቲያ ቡሃላ እንግዲህ
ቢሞትም አይቆጨው !
:
ታዲያ ይሄ ሰውዬ ወደረፋዱ ግድም ስጋጃው
ላይ ጨፌውን ጎዝጉዞ አውገረዱን ቡና
እያስቆላት እያለ ከውጭ ድ ብ ል ቅ ል ቅ ያለ
ጩኸት ይሰማና ያገለደመውን ቀሚስ እስከ
ፍርንትቱ ገልቦ ዘሎሎሎሎ ወጣ…… ሰው
ሁላ ፊቱ በላብ ርሶ ይንጫጫል…… ፊት
ለፊት ያለ የሰፈሩ ባላባት ሰፊ ግቢ ከነመጋዝኑ
በእሳት ተያይዞ ይንቀለቀላል……… እሳቱ
ከቆርቆሮው ጋር ስለተገናኘ እስከመጨረሻው
የሚጠፋም አይመስል……… በጣም
ያስፈራል……
ወንዶቹ እርስ በርሳቸው እየተደራረቡ
እየተነሱና እየወደቁ እሳቱን ለማጥፋት
ይሯሯጣሉ………
ሴቶቹ ቅልጥጥጥጥ ባለ ጩኸት
ያጅቧቸዋል………
:
ይሄኔ ሰውዬው ሁሉንም ተመለከተና በጁ
ሰብስቦ የያዘውን ቀሚስ ወደታች
እየወረወረ……
"አይ የጅል ነገር……… ለይህ ነው እንዴ ይሄ
ሁላ ጫጫታ ?…… እኔ ደሞ ቡና ገንፍሎ
ነው ብዬ" Lol
ለማንኛውም መልካም ምሽት።
ደሞ ልበቢስ እንዳትሉኝ ስወዳቹ እኮ
ሁልሽንም… እወዳችኋለው!

10/04/2016

Boy: My grlfriend broke up
with me &
sent me her pictures with her
new boyfriend.
Friend: really bad! What did u
do?
Boy: I sent it 2 her dad !!!
Think Different...

10/04/2016

A Flight Was Flying Through The Clouds.
Suddenly, It Lost The Balance.
Everyone Started Shouting In Fear. But A Small boy Kept
Playing With His Toy….
After An Hour, The Flight Was Landed Safely.
A Man Asked The Small boy,
“How Could You Play With Your Toy When Everyone Was
Afraid?
“The Small boy Smiled And Said,
“My Dad Is The Pilot. I Knew He Will Land Me Safely!”

10/04/2016

Story Of Newton's Law
"A Cow Was Walking,Newton Stopped
It!
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law. .
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS
IT'S STOPPED" He Gave A FORCE By Kicking the
Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated the 2nd Law, .
"F = MA"
After Sometimes the Cow Gave A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated the 3rd law "EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION"!

10/04/2016

A traffic police stopped a lady who was going in a wrong
route
Police :- show me ur license
Lady :- please let me go its urgent
Police :- show me ur rc
Lady :- I forgot it in home please let me go its urgent
Police :- what's so urgent ?? Can u tell me ??
Lady :- iam a teacher and iam already late to school and
today I have to conduct test to students
Police :- Ahan! Now I got it , park ur scooty aside

10/04/2016

Advantage Of Not having LOVER..
1) Can Save Time n Money..
2) No Missed Call At Mid night..
3)No Worries about How I Look…
4. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme..
5. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day..
6) Can Talk to All Boys'n Girls..
7). The Most Important, U never keep Devdas post on FB...
8) Can Sleep Well..
Proud To Be Single

01/04/2016

9 Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions................!
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in
the night and ask you "are you
sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor
going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office
to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
see's you and ask; ''what are you
doing here?'' Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die. 8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get
you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on
floor.
9. Are you reading this post? Ans:...?

01/04/2016

አንድ ህፃን ልጅ ኳስ እየተጫወተ እያለ ኳሷ ጣሪያ
ላይ ትሰቀልበትና እናቱን አዉርጂልኝ ይላታል
እናቱም እሺ ብላ መሰላል አምጥታ ልታወርድለት
ስትወጣ ልጁ የእናቱን እንትን ያየዋል ከዛ እናቴ እሱ
ምንድን ነው ሲላት አይ ዛሬ አልነግርህም ትለዋለች
እሺ ብሎ ዝም ይልና በነገታው ደሞ አዉቆ ኳሷን ይሰቅላታል አሁንም ካላወረድሽልኝ ብሎ እሪ
ይላል እናትም አሁንም መሰላል ታመጣና
ስታወረድለት አሁንም ከስር ሆኖ እናቴ ይሄ ነገር
ምድን ነው ይላታል
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እናትዬዉም አፍ ነዉ ትለዋለች ፡
ልጁ:- ታዲያ እንዴት ጥርስ የለዉም ሲላት
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አባትህ ድድ ድዱን ብሎ ጨርሶት ነዋ