02/10/2023
Happy Full Moon
A few weeks ago, my sister Lisa bestowed upon our little sister Zoë, an official vampurr name, dubbing her Countess Zoë Moon Pie.
Having named her after one of her favorite Southern delicacies, Lisa decided to give our other little sister a name after one of her favorite drinks. So she dubbed Chloë, Countess Chloë Boones Farm Strawberry Hill Wine 🤦🏼♀️. This I rejected. I told Lisa that if she wants to name Chloë after an alcoholic beverage, at least choose something that costs more than a dollar a bottle. Lisa's next choice was Countess Chloë Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila 🙄
So to broaden Lisa's horizons in regard to liquor, I took her on a field trip to a big liquor store down in the Flatlands. After a few hours of sampling the wares, we found a name in the Canadian Whiskey aisle that we agreed on: Countess Chloë Black Velvet. And since Elvis is associated with Black Velvet, we added a middle name, so she's Countess Chloë Elvira Black Velvet.... whether she likes it or not.
We're planning to bring some life back to Bloodsville ... or death ... and we hope to have a on the before Halloween.🎃💃🏼🕺. Our Production Team remains hopelessly incompetent though, so we won't be able to put any time into its organization. So if anyone would like to take charge, your efforts would be appreciated.
~ Countess Misty Mystique
CEO at .s_world_boutique
