05/15/2026
“Why does he need a coconut at 10 PM on a Sunday night?!”
“Honey… who took the oven mitts?”
Senior Assassin parents out here panic shopping for:
• swim goggles
• floaties
• wigs
• Hawaiian leis
• coconuts
At this point I’m about 3 weeks away from opening a used Senior Assassin marketplace 😂
If next week’s armor is a garden gnome and ski boots, these kids are on their own 😂