Essential Motorcycle Services

10/17/2025

Hello world. EMS is shutting down for the season on November 8. That is a Saturday. Taking time away from here to rest and shop around for comfortable footwear. Still taking in storage bikes up until that date. We maybe open some Fridays and Saturdays over the winter but who the hell wants to spend their Saturday in a cold shop. Call first!!!!
Also, I am fully aware that my website is down because I am the one who killed it. No longer needed and it's an expense I no longer wish to carry. We will see if my experiment with the WWW will work or not. Cheers to all. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️

10/10/2025

Hear ye, Hear ye. The Sun King has departed and left us with his dreary cousin, Lady Rains a lot. In anticipation of this eventuality, We at EMS have reserved a few spots in our spacious and groovy warehouse in which to store your precious iron steed. Heated and guarded 24 hrs a day by a rabid racoon with a trigger finger and a specially made BB Gun. 65.00 a month gets you in the “Club” and you can sleep well while your ride is also sleeping well. Call us or let your bike sit outside and be an embarrassment to your ability to maintain relationships.

10/09/2025

Well its that time of year again peeps. Winter storage is open at Essential and Eagle Rider. $65/month. Your baby gets a nice, warm, dry to spend the winter. We plug it in, cover it up, play soft music to it and sometimes sing it a little lullaby. We sold out last year so don't miss out.

05/13/2025

Good day all. We at EMS will be closed this coming Saturday May 17 as we are already burning out and need to take time off or we will be on the news for enacting various unspeakable crimes against people. So its a good thing for everyone. EMS

04/24/2025

Good day all the riders in the world. EMS is back to regular hours. 10 am to 6pm and Saturday 10 to 4. Got a hefty tax bill to pay off so come on in and lets all pay the man!! Look forward to seeing all my com padres and their bikes.

04/13/2025

Just an FYI to all. We will be closed this coming Saturday and Fryday (April 18 and 19) due to the fact we keep burying this guy and he keeps showing up. Gotta bury him deep this coming weekend. Back open Tuesday!!

08/04/2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj3wReRhVdY

The tone of this guitar is sick. My new favorite song.

Taken From the CD Album: The SopranosRipped @ 16bit/44.1kbps

08/02/2024

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/westbrk/the-gentlmans-curse

Stream and Pre-save The Gentleman's Curse - Distributed by DistroKid

07/21/2024

EMS house band ,WestBruk, have a new album coming out in August. Here is the first single. Mr Politician.

A timely protest song by Westbruk from their new album The Gentleman's Curse

07/12/2024

https://open.spotify.com/album/6lmBuhy8eeJWtTdQOiwVeF?si=1Wkv5Do4SMCO-ho-KMkquA

Leroy's Garage debut album available. Yep. That photo is of the original garage!! My daughter is killing it!!

Leroy's Garage · Album · 2024 · 11 songs.

05/31/2024

For the month of June, if you buy and install a set of Dunlop Q5S tires with us, Dunlop will send you a $120 pre paid Visa card. That makes it under $400/set for most sizes. Supplies are limited.

05/10/2024

Normally I could sit and watch Anne Hathaway read from a phonebook and I would be engrossed. However, I just tried to watch her new streaming film The Idea of you and I got eleven minutes in and had to shut it off. What a contrived plot and over all pos. Who writes this stuff? Worse, who green lights this stuff? Is this where we are in society that we think this plot device is a good idea? I am building a time machine to transport me back to a time when the world made sense. I apologize Ms. Hathaway but you should really get a new agent. You are better than this.