15/04/2025
BREAKING ⚠️🚨 The AFL has announced a new expansion side today that will be based across every state in Australia so no-one is offended. It was a no brainer for the inaugural captain choice with Mr Woke himself coming out of retirement to take the role. It is expected that the club will not have a team song, but rather a club Welcome to Country. Bring on 2027 when we welcome the WOKE WARRIORS🌈☮️