22/05/2026
Big day at Hales Mechanical.
Today we proudly presented Albo with his Certificate III in Light Vehicle Mechanical Technology.
He hasn’t completed an oil change.
He hasn’t diagnosed a warning light.
He hasn’t bled brakes.
He hasn’t found the missing 10mm socket.
And he’s yet to answer the phone when Rose is flat out.
But somehow, he’s already negotiated 47% of the business.
Honestly, that’s the fastest apprenticeship we’ve ever seen.
Rose has already put him on the callback list, Caden’s hiding the broom, and Tod’s still trying to work out if the 47% includes GST.
Welcome aboard, Albo.
Your first job is a 200 Series starter motor.
Disclaimer: AI-generated and just a laugh. Hales Mechanical is still locally owned, locally run, and Tod is unfortunately still doing the hard jobs.