19/05/2026
🚛💦 Welcome to the team, Anthony Albanese — our newest Bikini Truck Washer and now proud owner of a 47% stake in the operation.
He’s made it clear he doesn’t want the early starts, the soap buckets, or the wet towels… just the profits at the end. A true visionary investor.
Please give Anthony a warm welcome as he brings strong leadership, economic strategy, and absolutely zero intention of rinsing the left side of the trailer. 🇦🇺😂
This is Parody as Albo has threatened to take action if it’s not.