02/09/2026
Feeling flat? Lacking excitement? Struggling to smile? Suddenly taking an interest in fuel economy?
It’s ok Drivers. Help is here. Dr Millennium has diagnosed you with a severe Mercedes deficiency.
The treatment is simple: one Mercedes-Benz, taken daily—with a chaser of AMG. Naturally.
Possible side effects include unnecessary tunnel runs, taking the long way home, car dominated instagram feeds and repeatedly looking back after you park.
Mercedes scripts now available from Dr Millennium.
No Medicare rebate, unfortunately.