Coastal Roof Liners

14/09/2026

The Craft Behind the Business

We never forget why we started: the satisfaction of transforming a sagging, worn headliner into something that looks brand new. The craft feeds the business, and the business feeds the craft. We honour both.

14/09/2026

So fascinating!

13/09/2026

13/09/2026

Bit of Aussie down under footage right here

12/09/2026

I CANNOT LAWFULLY COMPLY!

Let it be known, Coastal Roof Liners was established as a Sole Trader's Business, local to the Gold Coast and maintained soley by me, Jarad Conroy - Chris Conroy's youngest Son. (Producer of Chris Conroy's Wonderful World of Boats and Leisure. If you're Goldcoastian, you will know the name)

I had no help establishing my business. I was anchoring my standards into the Automotive Industry, ensuring the quality of our vehicles are improved on the road, even if its just a roof liner repair.

And by working for myself, under an ABN, there seem to always be these corporate Galahs and Dingos always trying to sn**ch a bit of my livelihood before the fruits appear.

But this is the thing, thats *MY* livelihood, to take from my earnings comes without mutual benefit, therefore its unlawful in the eyes of the Constitution. And I know what you're thinking - those are just words on paper, but mates, you people are the ones who agree to them.

But tell me blokes, are you willing to starve to death to be true your own land? Because I was systemically incapacitated last year. Lost 20kgs bodyweight and well over $100,000 income over a fraudulently duplicated fine that was created by an automated camera, by a predatory loan company that violated its own contract, by a number of oversight bodies that joined hands in a discrimantive narrative of non-compliance.

I got my lisense back after 6 months, without paying, after a 2 hour phone call escalation literally telling them that if I pay its fraudulent and I will have them charged. They played games and refused card payment, so I told them ill be driving that day and they are required to give me my open lisense back, and they did, literally exposing they lied to me for 6 months about having the authority to do so.

On top of that, the Magistrate finalized my court case without even reading my filings, breaking the law and casting me into further livelihood erosion.

All debt is suggestive, and nullified in my name. I will pull the entire psyche of the commonwealth back down to its stump mates, not because I'm a bad person, but because I know what the real law is. The Law of the Land. The law of Lived Experience. And what we are living is fu***ng fettered!

I will say it once, from my standing authority as a registered business. The managers in Government have absolutely no business with me, I will have the Commonwealth charged for their discrimination against the people, which is their collective authority, and I'm not paying a fu***ng dollar!
I'm more lawful for it fellas.

Yours Sincerely,
Jarad from Coastal Roof Liners

11/09/2026

🎂🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A GOLD COAST LEGEND! 🎂

If you’ve lived around the Gold Coast for a while, the name Chris Conroy will definitely sound familiar. In the 80s, 90s, and 2000s, Chris was an absolute local icon—hosting the legendary TV show Chris Conroy’s Wonderful World of Boats for over 23 years! 🎥⚓

He wasn’t just a TV host; he was a pioneer, a local fixture, and the true backbone of boating history right here on the GC waterways. He left us 10 years ago, and we miss him greatly.

To us at Coastal Roof Liners, he is simply "The Old Man"—the absolute legend who taught us everything we know about hard work, dedication, and building things that last.
Every day we roll out to work on vehicles across the coast, we carry that same proud local heritage with us, just in a different form.

We want to wish the The Old Man a massive Happy Birthday today! 🥳👇

Drop a comment below to help us celebrate a true Gold Coast original!

09/09/2026

Alright, pull up a log, some dirt, or whatever solid ground you have.

Im looking at a complete social and systemic collapse here, and its not just me. My fellow business owners are seeing dry creek beds, my mates are feeling the loss of community, social networks are going stagnant, the local waterholes have turned to mud, and absolutely nobody is happy about whats going on in system management.

We are all beginning to feel the real struggle instead of just playing ping pong with different views. There is unrest in the supermarkets, nobody wants to speak about the price of fuel. This time its different. Our back pocket has been hit all at once, burned. And the one theme is constant throughout - We want to spit it out, but we have heavy chains, too heavy to lift when your mate is struggling with his own chains. We are at this point, where the problem is in our faces, with no apparent solution, but a loop through the same system again.

This is the next step. We lay out our wounds - not for external validation, but to witness the unseen mechanisms and find some solid ground that sits true with all of us. (on a floodplain mind you - lets let that sink in. Gold Coast is a big flat wetland/swamp/marshland that the Tweed Caldera drains across, including Guragunbah, which is Australia's largest urban floodplain). The canals are temporary to the mountains mates, and we have no resources left for any effective teamwork to survive a sudden shift of season.

05/09/2026

Another satisfied customer 😊 Range Rover Discovery 4

24/08/2026

💥💥On Tyre-Kickers and High-Temp Glue💥💥

There's a bloke who'll give you a price over the phone, sight unseen. "$250, mate." He doesn't ask the make, doesn't ask if you've got a sunroof. He uses a spray can from Supercheap. Your roof lining will be sagging again by Christmas, stuck to your hair.

There’s another bloke who sends a neat email with a price. He's polite. He's hoping you see the value. You'll probably use his quote to get the first bloke down another twenty bucks.

Then there's the third bloke. He asks for the make and model. He knows the foam backing on a Commodore turns to orange dust. He knows the curve on a Passat is a bastard to get right. He knows European cars are a different beast in the Queensland humidity.

He doesn't just talk price. He talks about stripping the board back to bare fibre. He talks about cleaning off the crumbling foam rot. He talks about using high-temperature contact adhesive that won't let go when the car's been sitting in the sun all day.

He's not just sticking fabric up. He's fixing the bit of the car you have to look at every single time you get behind the wheel.

Dominance isn't being the cheapest. It's the quiet authority of the bloke who knows exactly why the job failed the first time and guarantees it won't fail the second.

The price comes after that conversation. And when it does, it's not a number to be haggled. It’s the cost of doing the job properly, once.

Some people want the spray can fix. They'll always be chasing the cheapest quote.

A serious person wants to get in their car and not have the roof lining flapping in their face. They want the bloke who respects the trade enough to do it right.

You choose which one you trust with your car. We've already chosen our tools.