03/10/2026
Herewith and twoforth we decree that the King, Charlie the thirdith of Buckingham has passed down and stipulated that the team at Rising Sun have been summoned before him on Monday the 5th to go forth and perform stoppies and monos before his court. The workshop will be closed during this magnificent event, the biggest and baddest ever according to Trump.
If you also happen to have Monday off for the Kings Birthday, make sure you have stopped in at the new 4wd supercentre and bought a new Kings shade-sail and solar blanket ššš¬š§šļøšļøšļø