03/05/2026
Stop the clocks. Check the thermostat in hell. just walked into Parliament House, and for once, the most honest person certainly wasn’t wearing a $3,000 suit.
Our mate was officially hauled before a Senate Inquiry to explain his “unorthodox” (read: brutally accurate) analysis of why Australia is essentially acting as a giant, tax-free ATM for global gas giants.
While the career politicians were busy hiding behind spreadsheets and “budgetary projections,” the Punter called it like it is accusing politicians of “selling out” Australians by letting foreign companies ship our gas offshore for the price of a lukewarm meat pie.
We at WhipSmart aren’t just fans of the campaign—we’re the pit crew. Since the Punter is doing the heavy lifting for the taxpayer, we figured he shouldn’t have to do it in a rust-bucket.
To make those grueling treks to Canberra a little less taxing (we’ll see ourselves out), we’ve sponsored the top punt with a brand new Polestar 4.
If he’s going to be speaking truth to power, he might as well do it with zero emissions and a 0–100km/h time that’ll get him away from a Senate subpoena faster than a politician dodges a direct question. ⚡
Check out this snippet (Clip Below) 🎙️ from the latest podcast. Fresh on the airwaves and still buzzing from the fluorescent lights of the committee room, the Punter reflects on the drive home.
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