The BP Archerfield Glory Hole

23/06/2023

13/02/2023

Monday Memories Time!

Flashback to the inaugural The BP Archerfield Glory Hole Mister Glory Hole Competition!

We held our first MGH way back in 1978. They were different times. Steve and Gailer were the managers of the Hole (after young Grant bought Steve a hole saw kit for Fathers Day, believe it or not!), we were still at our original location at BP Archerfield. Diesel was $38c a litre, Sir Joh was in the middle of his fabulous reign, and the Ford Falcon was Australia's best selling car, and visiting Glory Holes wasn't something to be proud of, unlike it is today.

Steve was a visionary. With help from some men that used to babysit Grant, he visited every Glory Hole in QLD and NSW to sign up participants for the world's first Mister Glory Hole talent quest, and hired out the restaurant area of the original BP Archerfield building for the show.

Of all the 74 contestants that day, one scrawny He**in Addict stood out from ALL the others. Pig Man!

The rest, they say, is history.......

Grant
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19/12/2022

Can anyone help?

We can't. If there's one side effect to swallowing sausage for a living, it's that all the sheilas around here sound like blokes.

Grant.
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04/11/2022

**NOW HIRING**

Are you gifted in the art of oral relief and have a throat that can take more than a pelican's, or know someone who does? We want you 👊

A booth attendant position exists at The Glory Hole. While we expect applicants to have a wealth of experience and a hunger for sausage meat, age and looks are not important.

We are an equal opportunity workplace so the position is open to males and females.

Register your interest or nominate a friend here in the comment section, or send your cover letter with details of your experience to 0428 555 449.

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28/10/2022

At The BP Archerfield Glory Hole, we put the TREAT in Trick or Treat

27/10/2022

Happy Halloween!

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24/10/2022

**Gailer has made a full recovery**

Thanks for the well wishes. Our fave and yours is BACK, off light duties (and on to heavy duties, judging by that whopper d**g 😃), and ready to hit the booth tonight from 6:00 pm.

Remember, ample truck parking and refreshments available ❤❤🍆

09/10/2022

*Grant has his Race Face on*

To celebrate the Bathurst 1000, Grant is gearing up for a big day in the booth. He plans to service 1000 customers from now until the chequered flag falls in this afternoon's Great Race.

Special door prizes, as well as a $20 Dim Sim voucher to our Cafe 'Cum n Eat' for Grant's lucky 1000th punter.

GO GRANTY!!!

02/10/2022

It's official. The worst-kept secret is out! PIG MAN IS GOING RETAIL!

We here at the Glory Hole (myself Grant, plus Gailer, Mandy and Sharnielle) wish Pig Man all the success in the world with his new venture, and we all pray that the law doesn't look too deeply into how he was able to afford the rent....

Drop in and see him at Shop 4 Grand Plaza, Browns Plains.