12/07/2024
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1. A pastorπ² announced if you know your wife is controlling youππ,move to the left'' all menπ¦ in the church moved to the left except one manπ¦,the pastor was happy there was atleast one man,the pastor asked how come your wife cant control you??ππππ The man quickly replied its my wife who told me not to move, haha,then the pastor faΔ«nted.πππ
2. It is only when you are teaching your parents πhow to operate phone they respect you. You can even say,"Daddy help me fetch water and he'll goπ€£π€£
3. When doctorsπ©ββοΈ write prescription, you can't see it clearly, but when they write the bill π€, it's very clearππ
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4. I wanted to go for joggingπ before but when I remembered that Bible verse in Proverbs that says,"Only the wΔ«cked run π΅when no one is pursuing them", I changed my mind instantlyππ
5. That moment when you lock your door πͺ to kill a snake π and NEPA takes light, my brother just know that the DevΔ«l is using your lΔ«fe to test the new version of SUBWAY SURFππ
6. Dangote lΓΈst N50m π€ and is still breathing. I dunno where I kept my N500π€ and my chest aff start doing me sumhowπ€£π€£π€£
7. I NevΔr believed Nigeria was hΔrd until I saw my friend's fatherπ¦ pricing school feesπ
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8. It is only in Nigeria someone will be mixing two different trades together. Imagine someone selling food and eyeglass together πΉπΉπΉ
9. This BΕ«hari's Next Level has affectedβΉοΈ everyone to the extent that Babalaw0 now uses sign boardsπ€£ππ
10. Nigerian parents and sΔrcΔstic answers ehnππ
Son: Mummy, I've bought the onions, where should I keep them?πππ
Mum: Keep them on my head nau, onye nzuzuπ *mtchΔΔΔΔΔw*ππ
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