Church of the Nifty Blue Chrysler

01/23/2025

Regardless of who my fellow citizens chose I will accept them to be My President.

01/23/2025

12/07/2023

13,397 of the barred owls will be killed every year in the first decade, 16,303 a year in the second, and 17,390 birds annually in the third.

12/07/2023

Kill him.

The feathered fellow blended in with the branches, going undetected for four days.

07/14/2023

Oh what a Glorious Time.

06/30/2023

Dear congregation; the 50th Telluride Bluegrass Festival was a most glorious and momentous occasion. We met, we embraced each other and marveled in God's glorious creation, Floral, Fauna and Human. Old friends and enemies were united in the spirit of Festivation. Oh Brothers and Sisters if you missed out in person believe me you were there in our collective hearts and spirits. We in our humbleness hope to inspire, cajole, persuade, by coercion or by means of force bring you into the fold for the 51st gathering of The Church of The Nifty Blue Chrysler. My Breatheren and Sisterren and those of indeterminate species so look forward to embrace and fo**le your earthly vessel in 2024 as we enter our 2nd half century of worship.

10/28/2022

I showed up 4 months late for the Telluride Bluegrass festival, but had no problems finding a camping spot.

02/21/2021

Nifty as an old blue Chrysler.

06/27/2019

It was the bestest festivities we have ever experienced. The entire universe was in conjunction.

04/20/2019

My good Chilluns if you could find it deep within your hearts a member of the fold requires 2 townparks in order to make the assembly. Full price Paid. Heem!