08/10/2025
The other day, Audrey and I were talking about the challenges we have faced over the last several years. She said to me, āwhatās the worst that could happen from here?ā Well, let me tell youā¦
Thursday: We went to the gym for a little swimming. While waiting for Audrey and I to finish showering, Porter decided to cross the basketball court mid-game. Unfortunately, a player went up for a fadeaway jumper, came down on Porter, andāboomābroken leg. š¦“š
Friday: Hyrum woke up starring in his own medical dramaāvomiting mucus, phlegm, and looking miserable. By 8 PM his breathing and heart rate were so high, he couldāve powered a small appliance. Urgent care gave him multiple breathing treatments, steroids, and meds, and we made it home by 12:30 AM.
Saturday: I was up at 8 to deliver a trailer in Stanley, Idaho (4 hours each way, because why not?). Halfway back, Audrey calls to say sheās taking Hyrum back to the doctor for more treatments. He now owns a nebulizer and enough medicine to open a small pharmacy. ššØ
If anyone needs me, Iāll be hiding in my car eating drive-thru French fries, pretending my life is a sitcom. Itās fine, Iām fine. šš