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11/01/2026

24 DAYS UNTIL YOU'RE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO LEGALLY LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS
MUSIC

11/01/2026

Put yo tree up, its CHRISMATIME!! 🎅🏻🎄

10/28/2026

thank to donny for making the gas cheap

10/28/2026

name something you'd bring back from the 1990s tomorrow...

10/27/2026

the best thing to eat at two in the morning...

10/27/2026

one thing you refuse to spend good money on...

10/27/2026

something people used to do for fun that nobody does anymore...

10/27/2026

I don't think setting the clocks back an hour is going to do us much good.

Personally, I'd like to turn mine back about 30 years.

Back when you could fill up your truck without checking your bank account, a hundred dollars bought a week's worth of groceries, and nobody expected you to be available 24 hours a day just because you owned a telephone.

I'd like to go back to when the news came on at six, went off at six-thirty, and you didn't have to hear everybody in America's opinion about it before breakfast the next morning.

When people could disagree about something and still sit down together for supper. When a photograph was something you took because you wanted to remember a moment, not because you needed strangers to know you were having one.

Now, I know we had our share of problems back then. We just didn't have a little computer in our pocket reminding us of every single one of them all day long.

I don't necessarily miss everything about the '90s. I miss a little of how we lived in them.

Although I'd like to keep Google Maps. I spent enough of the '90s lost on back roads arguing with somebody holding a Rand McNally atlas upside down.

10/23/2026

NORTH CAROLINA IS FULL.

Now, before somebody gets their feelings hurt, hear me out.

You moved to North Carolina because you were tired of where you came from. Too expensive, too crowded, too much traffic, too many rules, too much of whatever made you pack a U Haul and head south.

And we welcomed you. That's what we do.

But you've been here six months and you're already trying to turn this place into the very place you couldn't wait to leave.

You want the small town charm, but you want a Target on every corner. You love the country roads until you get behind a tractor. You bought a house beside a farm and now you're complaining about the smell.

And Lord help us, you've got suggestions about how we ought to make barbecue.

We're glad you're here. Really.

But North Carolina wasn't sitting around waiting on somebody to come fix it.

You came here because you liked what we had.

Maybe give that some thought before you start changing it.

And for the love of all that's holy, let the farmer get his tractor home.

10/21/2026

Thank you, transplants, for making North Carolina “better”

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