Jurassic Park Tour Guide Vehicle 18 of Palm Coast, FL

09/15/2026

Wouldn't trade this vehicle for anything else (other than another JP vehicle). But being my daily ride, every drive is like a one person parade and I often feel a personal obligation to be friendly and outgoing but between health issues, life be lifing and just generally run down/burned out, it's hard. I understand why so many people with these vehicles don't make it their daily ride. Not just cause the wear and tear but because it always feels like you are on stage. I feel like if I could afford another vehicle as a daily ride, I would keep this one parked more so I can just blend into all the other cars sometimes.

So if I have a RBF when you try and get my attention, it's not personal, I'm just tired. 🫠🥹😓

09/14/2026

John Hammond: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!"

Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
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Recently I have been having some health issues. Nothing super major but I need to have surgery next week which unfortunately means I had to cancel our appearance at Ancient City Con and we won't be able to make it to the S.M.A.R.T. car show that weekend either. 😢

I'll be healed up enough to attend The PropCon though! I'll still have limitations. I won't be able to have Indigo on stage but she will be available for photos in a static state and for people to check out how these dinosaur costumes work!

Send fast healing thoughts!

09/13/2026

09/09/2026

Introducing the newest member to the Jurassic Family: Bryagh

Bryagh is a Hydrosaurus celebensis. Also commonly known as a Sulawesi Black Sailfin Lizard.

He's just a baby (possibly she, hard to tell at this age). As he grows older and matures, he will develop a crest and sail, looking similar to a Spinosaurus. These are omnivorous aboreal-aquatic lizards who are native to Indonesia. Bryagh was hatched and raised in captivity.

Depending on his temperament as he ages, I can't say for sure he will be joining me on excursions. This species can be flighty. But he may join me for an occasional educational presentation after I get the FWC permit for exhibition.

09/09/2026

Sent in by a fan! If you see us around town, send us pics/videos! We love to see them! 🐩🦖

09/09/2026

We got spotted

09/07/2026

We’ll be at The PropCon October 3–4 at the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach. If you’re into props, cosplay, collectibles, comics, gaming, or fandom, come hang out with us. Use code CREATURIFFIC1 for $2 off regular Saturday, Sunday, or weekend admission: https://www.eventeny.com/events/ticket/?id=23113&ac=CREATURIFFIC1

09/07/2026

Are you a vendor and want to join me at The PropCon? Use my code CREATURIFFIC for $10 off your vendor application:

https://www.eventeny.com/events/vendor/?id=36636

09/07/2026