08/24/2026
Came in this morning and found that someone stole our Elephant Ears. Didn’t share the audio but Bonnie breaks them and then asks Clyde if he thinks they’ll be okay (they won’t, they’re dead now). Clyde then dashes them away to his waiting Hyundai.
We have the plate, we have the video, we have the audio and now - we have the police report.
Everybody knows plants are the gateway theft item. Next comes DVDs followed by nuclear weapons - if they follow the Fast and Furious Franchise arc. Just know Bonnie and Clyde - those Elephant Ears were like family.