11/10/2026
😂🤣 I was born with permanent night mode,
No electricity bill, no bulb to load!
You people see red flags and still fall in love,
Mimi naangalia character… by faith from above! 😂🔥
A lady told me, “You’re not my type!”
I said, “Relax, darling, I don't even have your picture in sight!” 🤣😂
My friends say, “Denno, you’ve never seen a beautiful woman!”
I said, “But ugly character? Hiyo naiona bila shida, bana!” 😂😂
When someone says, “See you tomorrow!”
I reply, “Wewe ndio utaona, mimi nitakuja tu!” 🤣
People tell me, “Open your eyes and face reality!”
I say, “Reality, please send me a voice note for accessibility!” 😂📱
Someone told me, “Love is blind!” ❤️
I asked, “Then why did my ex leave me? We were supposed to understand each other!” 🤣🤣
My eyes may be offline, but my mouth has 5G! 😂🔥
**THE END! OR MAYBE NOT… MY EYES CAN’T SEE THE END OF THIS JOKE!** 🤣🤣🤣
