Doyle Motor & Tyre Services

27/06/2015

Delivery in!!! Call out & your tyres fitted to-day!!!!

10/06/2015

Henry Ford Goes to Heaven
Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the gate, St Peter tells Henry Ford: "Well, you've been such a good guy, invented the car, changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anybody in Heaven of your choice." So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: "I would like to hang out with God himself?" So St Peter takes him directly to God's thrown and Henry Ford starts by saying: "God, I don't want to sound biased, but you have some major design flaws in Your invention, the Woman.
1. There's too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much
4. The intake is too close to the exhaust.
"HMMMM" says God and goes over to the Celestial Super Computer, types in a few key strokes, and waits for the results. He then turns to Henry Ford and says; "It may be that My invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer more men are riding My invention then your's".

09/06/2015

Tip Tuesday!!!
Never hesitate to replace a worn or damaged tyre!!
Tyres are not cheap, but they are vital to the safety of you and your car's occupants. Remember, the tyres are the only thing that connect your car to the road. Advanced safety features such as antilock brakes and electronic stability control can't do their life-saving jobs without four good tyres. Take care of your tyres -- because whether you know it or not, you're counting on them to take care of you.

06/06/2015

A cop pulls a car over for speeding.

Cop: “Sir, do you know you were doing 110 mph in a 90 zone?”

Driver: “ Yes! I’m Sorry, but that’s because I was racing another car and lost track of the speed.”

Since he did not see any car besides that, the cop asks – “Sir, have you been drinking?”

Driver: “A little bit of Whisky, but just because I needed something to take with the L*D I took at a party!”

Cop: “L*D? Sir, I need you to step out of the car! Is there anything else I need to know? Drugs, Firearms?”

Driver: “Sure! There is at least 5 pounds of co***ne in my glove department and an AK-47 under my seat! But please, don’t open the trunk, or the person I just kidnapped will scape!”

The cop, not believing in what he heard and a little afraid, called his superior!

At his arrival, the cop told the Sheriff all that. The Sheriff told he to wait by his car and goes to speak with the driver:

Sheriff: “Sir, my subordinate told me you have a kidnapped person in your trunk!”

Driver opens the trunk: “As you can see, there’s no one here, but my jack and spare tire”

Sheriff: “What about the AK under your seat?”

Driver pulling his seat forward: “There’s no such thing here, just an umbrella!!”

Sheriff: “I see! And the co***ne in your glove compartment”

Driver opens the glove compartment: “you must be kidding me! Only my registration’s there!”

Sheriff: “Have you been drinking or engaging in any kind of drugs?”

Driver: “Sir, I don’t smoke ci******es, don’t even drink soda! I’ve been in my home all night with my mom and she's the most fervently religious woman you never know! That cop over there must be kidding you! HE told you I was drunk, took drugs, was armed and a drug dealer, and had kidnapped someone? What else? That I was speeding too?”

02/06/2015

Tip Tuesday!!! Check Tyre Pressure on a weekly basis or tyres could end up like this!!!

27/05/2015

27/05/2015

26/05/2015

TipTuesday!!!
So we all know that this weekend is the June Bank Holiday and there is a bigger risk on the road so please put the Phone down while your driving, Slow Down and as always Expect the Unexpected!!!
Check your Tyres, Spare Wheel and Brakes!!
Call to Doyles for your FREE SAFETY CHECK!!!! 087-6124885

25/05/2015

Call 0876124885

25/05/2015

Safety first!!! Check your tyres!!

25/05/2015

Crewcab,Fully Serviced, New Clutch, New Starter, New Altenator, New Discs & Pads, Tested, Fully Painted. Good Condition & Clean.

23/05/2015

Doyle Motor & Tyre Services has been operating in Castlebar for over 10 years, providing Tyres and General Services. We now have 3D Hunter Alignment system, Hunter Road Force Balancer, 1 Scania Recovery Truck and 2 Breakdown Assistance Vans

We offer:

A full range of Tyres to suit Cars, Vans, Jeeps, Trucks, Tractors & Trailers
Full or Mini Service ( Filters in Stock)
Pre DOE & NCT repairs
Suspension Check/Replacement if required
Brakes Check/ Replacement if required (pads in stock)
Timing Belts/ Waterpumps
Altenators /Starter Motors
Air-Con
Emmissions Testing
Number Plates
DPF Cleaning
Headlight Alignment
Headlight Restoration
Welding
Alloy Wheel Straightening
3D Alignment
Road Force Balancing ( if you have an issue with an alloy)
Batteries
Diagnostics
Puncture Repairs & Tubes
Re-grooving Tyres