Evil genius seeking hollowed-out volcanic lair

27/07/2024

Hmmm, I don’t necessarily give praise to my semi-evil minions, lest they get ideas… but this one is down to Nick…

09/04/2024

Some excellent news for today. The great, but not yet late, Tom Lehrer is 96 today. An inspiration to us all…

Tom Lehrer performing at the 1998 concert "Hey, Mr. Producer!", honoring producer Cameron Macintosh. Introduction by Stephen Sondheim.Buy the full, highly re...

04/04/2024

Having Tom Lehrer flashbacks here…

Periodic Table Regions

Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.

11/03/2024

Lagrangians are deep magic, as are Laplace Transforms, but only the most wild and depraved can consider formulating Lagrangians in Quaternion space. They have been touched by Chaos Magick.🤓

Physics vs. Magic

'At the stroke of midnight, your brother will be hurtling sideways at an altitude of 150 meters' is a regular physics prediction about your nonmagical trebuchet, whereas 'you are cursed to build a brother-launching trebuchet' falls out of the Lagrangian.

20/02/2024

Persistence is admirable… Wile E Coyote is a role model for evil genii everywhere.

19/02/2024

ACME provided an indispensable service to budding Evil Genii globally… I *always* get my female Roadrunner outfits there.

10/02/2024

I really need one of these for a friend’s Fiat 126…

10/02/2024

Hot and Sour soup. You know it makes sense.

15/01/2024

Once upon a time, Danger was my *middle* name…

Range Safety

The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where.

29/04/2023

Matter is neither created nor destroyed… unless you’re at high enough energy states 😈…

Looking on the bright side, by Tom Gauld
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2370560-tom-gauld-on-the-outcome-of-an-experiment/