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Thank f**k it's Friday - pot noodle and a w**k lined up first thing when I get home. - Gaz
22/08/2025

Thank f**k it's Friday - pot noodle and a w**k lined up first thing when I get home. - Gaz

Told John if he didn't want to bring up divorce papers to go for a walk and talk it out. Don't think he's going to need ...
18/08/2025

Told John if he didn't want to bring up divorce papers to go for a walk and talk it out. Don't think he's going to need to sign them after all....

Woke up early this morning to pick something up from our sister site in the ancient city of Babylon. Looks like im in a ...
18/08/2025

Woke up early this morning to pick something up from our sister site in the ancient city of Babylon. Looks like im in a spot of bother, can't have s**t in ancient Mesopotamia 👍

Didn't have high hopes when cracking open the bathroom for the first time since the shutdown, looks like an Eldritch hor...
15/08/2025

Didn't have high hopes when cracking open the bathroom for the first time since the shutdown, looks like an Eldritch horror came in and cleaned the place up! The apprentice is absolutely buzzing he doesn't have to walk through a temporal anomaly to sit on the loo and watch tiktoks.

We've been away for a while. HMRC shut us down, we didn't make it easy for them. Unfortunately Terry was vaporised by Li...
14/08/2025

We've been away for a while. HMRC shut us down, we didn't make it easy for them. Unfortunately Terry was vaporised by Lizz Truss.

So here's a throwback of Terry when he first started with us teaching the local nippers about body conversions. Miss ya lad.

The next door neighbour asked me to pop round because her car was making a funny noise. Bloody drive belt has obviously ...
20/06/2023

The next door neighbour asked me to pop round because her car was making a funny noise. Bloody drive belt has obviously come off the daft c**t.

Busy day yesterday, decided I'd let the new hire sort deliveries and came back to thisThat's the last time I put Terry i...
04/06/2023

Busy day yesterday, decided I'd let the new hire sort deliveries and came back to this

That's the last time I put Terry in charge of the hiring process, plonker

I am under your bed while you sleep
02/06/2023

I am under your bed while you sleep

Daily reminder to check for temporal anomalies before you take a s**t - Gazza
30/05/2023

Daily reminder to check for temporal anomalies before you take a s**t - Gazza

Get a thermal camera for the skinwalkers they said. Can't believe I had to see Terry blast out his arse like a f**king s...
29/05/2023

Get a thermal camera for the skinwalkers they said. Can't believe I had to see Terry blast out his arse like a f**king steam train

F***s sake, done it again... Took a quick detour through Thornton Heath on the way to the shop this morning, ended up go...
29/05/2023

F***s sake, done it again...

Took a quick detour through Thornton Heath on the way to the shop this morning, ended up going through ANOTHER anomalous portal!

The skinstealer showed up and nicked my work gear aswell, fuming.

Took the apprentice to Comic Con this weekend. Had to take every opportunity to stare at his cute balls in that skirt. H...
28/05/2023

Took the apprentice to Comic Con this weekend. Had to take every opportunity to stare at his cute balls in that skirt. Hope everyone had a good weekend - Terry

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Silverwing Industrial Park, Unit 14-16, Horatius Way
Croydon
CR04RU

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Tuesday 9am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 3pm

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