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Driving with Dazza 19 years experience, 16 with RACV Drive School. My last RACV performance review (it’s peak year of 120 + instructors) saw me ranked #1.
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I believe good teachers are empathetic, knowledgeable, professional and, above all else, emotionally intelligent. Covering the following suburbs
Pakenham
Endeavour Hills
Narre Warren
Narre Warren Nth
Narre Warren Sth
Cranbourne Nth
Cranbourne East
Cranbourne
Beaconsfield
Berwick
Hallam
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If your drive test is at Pakenham East Vic Roads, I can help regardless of what suburb you live in.

*** Everybodyloveshim (our tester), Brayden and myself are in the car all ready to go ***Me: “Just before we get going, ...
18/10/2026

*** Everybodyloveshim (our tester), Brayden and myself are in the car all ready to go ***

Me: “Just before we get going, Everybodyloveshim, I hope you don’t mind me mentioning something?”

Everybodyloveshim: “Of course, Dazza.”

Me (tongue planted firmly in cheek): “Well, Brayden here is a talented barber, and well, we just wanted to let you know that if things work out well this morning, and this is just something to mention, you might just get a free haircut. We would never use the word bribe of course, but maybe you can see where we are coming from…?”

Brayden: 😳

Also Brayden (to himself): “Did we?? Will he??”

Everybodyloveshim (also tongue firmly planted in cheek): “I don’t even know what that word means!”

Brayden: “Free haircuts for life!”

🤣 🤣 🤣

So now it looks like you’ll be giving somebody free haircuts for life and, because you drove like a boss, you only have yourself to blame Brayden 😂

Below are just a handful of your many standouts at Pakenham East Vic Roads Friday morning, mate:

✅ Excellent gap selection

✅ Perfectly judged roundabout work

✅ A calm and well considered approach

Congratulations and keep it up, legend !!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

Thanks for being such a ripper student.

Meeting and helping young adults like you honestly does not feel like work!

All the best with your barbering career. Only a few months to go and you are fully qualified 😎

Stay safe out there.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

I was a little apprehensive when Lovesacanofv (your tester) asked you to carry out your first assessment (the eye sight ...
17/10/2026

I was a little apprehensive when Lovesacanofv (your tester) asked you to carry out your first assessment (the eye sight chart), Ryan…

Not to worry!

You allayed those concerns when you read ‘Z’ as Zed (not Zee). 👌

Lovesacanofv’s would have taken a mark off you before you even got in the car otherwise😆

(Although, in his defense, if you were able to pronounce ‘H’ properly he would have given you that mark back 😂)

So a perfect start by you Friday morning at Pakenham East Vic Roads 🙌

And you kept that theme going too, mate!

23 minutes, 44 seconds and 8.98 km’s of driving excellence by you with the following being absolutely outstanding (and perfect):

✅ All seven of your lane changes

✅ Your lateral positioning

✅ Your position stop

In fact Lovesacanofv specifically commented on your perfect positioning on two occasions 😎

(I’m sure you’d agree it was a good idea to make sure he wrote those observations down just in case he forgot 🤣)

Congratulations - you aced it !!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

Stay safe on your travels and all the best with your upcoming Sparky career, Ryan.

Meeting and helping such a level headed young bloke was an absolute pleasure.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

*** Mick Jagger (our tester) has just finished his pre test spiel ***Mick Jagger: “Do you have any questions Lilly?”Lill...
15/10/2026

*** Mick Jagger (our tester) has just finished his pre test spiel ***

Mick Jagger: “Do you have any questions Lilly?”

Lilly: “Will you buy me Maccas if I pass?”

Mick Jagger (pointing at me): “He will!”

Lilly (looking at me): “Will you?!”

🤣🤣🤣

Mick, if you are reading this I did not tell Lilly to say that! 😂

And Lilly, it looks like I owe you some Maccas!

What a superb drive you produced at Pakenham East Vic Roads this morning you legend 🙌

✅ Confident

✅ Competent

✅ Considered

✅ Controlled

Official result: Over 98% !!!

Realized drive test difficulty level: 1.5/10

😎 😎 😎

Absolutely nailed it - congratulation to you !!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

Whilst your drive test was essentially flawless there was one disappointing aspect we do have to mention though…

❌ Mick Jagger not taking us up on our offer to observe your three point turn from the comfort of the hard rubbish couch on that nature strip - there’s just no pleasing some people 🤣

Lesson time with you was an absolute blast, Lilly.

Thanks so much for trusting me to help you on what is such a big day - I enjoyed every moment.

Stay safe.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

Where do we start with a ripping young bloke like you, Thomas?Well, given the first sentence is above we’ve already star...
15/10/2026

Where do we start with a ripping young bloke like you, Thomas?

Well, given the first sentence is above we’ve already started I suppose 😆

(There, that was easy.)

But wait, there’s more!

During our first lesson it became very clear very quickly that you are a switched on young bloke and a fast learner.

It also became glaringly obvious that you are a well natured young adult with a terrific sense of humour.

Was there anything else that impressed apart from making my job way too easy and way too enjoyable?

Yep, there actually was!

It turns out you are also a selfless young bloke who spends hours every week volunteering at an Op Shop!

That is something to be respected and to be admired - good on you, mate.

Something else to be respected was the effort you put into you drive test preparation practice list 😎

And something else to be admired was your drive at Pakenham East Vic Roads yesterday morning resulting from that effort 🙌

✅ Way beyond drive test standard from beginning to end

✅ Perfectly safe

✅ Perfectly legal

✅ And those lane changes of yours…? Just brilliant - confident, controlled and seamless.

Congratulations, you made it look way too easy !!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

I’m so glad our paths crossed, Thomas.

Meeting and helping you was beyond rewarding.

Stay safe on your travels.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

How on earth did things go from you being in grade five to this, Tassie ???Absolutely ridiculous is what it is!However, ...
14/10/2026

How on earth did things go from you being in grade five to this, Tassie ???

Absolutely ridiculous is what it is!

However, here we are with you not being little anymore and your mum having run out of daughters on their L’s.

Of course, you will both be excited but there’s no doubt you both (particularly that lovely mum of yours) will miss that guaranteed regular one on one time together - so make sure you still take her on some drives, Tassie !

Speaking of drives…

Despite you thinking you drove terribly at Pakenham East Vic Roads this morning  (which you definitely did not!) you did it and you did it very well 🙌

✅ Confident gap selection

✅ Spot on positioning

✅ Excellent use of turning lanes

A perfectly safe and a perfectly legal drive by you 👌

Congratulations !!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

There was one disappointing part of your drive test though…

❌ Your test route only gave you one pothole to dodge so you barely had a chance to show off the excellent pothole dodging skills you’ve developed around Sherbrooke and its country roads 🤣

You may be taller now but you are still the same quality person you were when we first met.

Stay safe out there.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

*** Couldntbewindier (our tester) has just finished asking the standard pre test questions ***Me: “I know you didn’t ask...
14/10/2026

*** Couldntbewindier (our tester) has just finished asking the standard pre test questions ***

Me: “I know you didn’t ask, but does it matter that Laura has been to jail?”

Laura: 😳

Couldntbewindier (grinning): “It hasn’t shown up on the system…”

Laura: “I have not been to jail.”

🤣🤣🤣

Whoops, sorry Laura, I must have gotten you mixed up with a different Laura!


✅ Controlled

✅ Well considered

✅ Confident and concise decision making

But the big standout?

✅ You perfect gap selection - so ridiculously competent !

Congratulations to you !!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

You are now a P plater and I’m pretty sure you would say it was easier to do a drive test than to learn to play the flute! 😆

Agree?

Meeting and helping such a well natured young adult was just the best - I’m very grateful for the opportunity, Laura.

It was great meeting your dad too.

Stay safe.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

*** We are waiting to be called up ***Tester: “Drive test for James!”*Up we get*Tester: “Come on down!”😂How good it it w...
13/10/2026

*** We are waiting to be called up ***

Tester: “Drive test for James!”

*Up we get*

Tester: “Come on down!”

😂

How good it it when your tester has a brilliant sense of humour, is easy going and does their utmost to have you feeling at ease, James?

(Well I can tell you it’s a lot better than when somebody makes their License Testing Office and driving instructor feel old by telling them that knock-knocking is actually called ding-ding ditch these days 🤣)

We weren’t contestants on the Price is Right, but you did end up with a pretty good prize though, mate!

And deservedly so.

✅ Perfectly structured lane changes

✅ Confident and concise gap selection

✅ Calm and well considered from beginning to end

✅ Superbly controlled

Realized drive test difficulty level: 1.5/10

😎 😎 😎

Congratulations and keep it up !!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

All the best with the remainder of year 12 - not long now!

And all the best with your Physiotherapy ambitions - it sounds like they will become a reality before you know it.

Meeting and helping a quality young adult like you was very rewarding, James.

Stay safe.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

Liam!Nice diving this morning, mate 🙌✅ Terrific awareness ✅ Rock solid lane changes ✅ Perfect gap selection ✅ Excellent ...
13/10/2026

Liam!

Nice diving this morning, mate 🙌

✅ Terrific awareness

✅ Rock solid lane changes

✅ Perfect gap selection

✅ Excellent positioning

✅ 100% safe

✅ 100% legal

✅ Well above test standard from start to finish

Congratulations and keep it up!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

It was great to meet your support crew this morning (I hope they shouted you your Macca’s brekkie 😁).

And meeting and helping such a level headed, motivated and respectful young bloke was an absolute pleasure.

Keep up your hard work at the gym - it’s paying dividends 👌

And all the best with your Commercial Real estate goals - it sounds like you have some very clear goals and plans in place to achieve them.

Love it!

Stay safe out there, Liam.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

*** Couldntbewindier (our tester) is just finishing up the pre test spiel ***Couldntbewindier: “If at any stage you don’...
12/10/2026

*** Couldntbewindier (our tester) is just finishing up the pre test spiel ***

Couldntbewindier: “If at any stage you don’t understand or hear an instruction please let me know and I will be very happy to repeat it for you, Logan.”

Logan: “Thank you.”

Couldntbewindier: “You’re welcome. Before we head out to the car, do you have any questions?”

Logan: “No thanks.”

Me: “Could I please ask a question, Couldntbewindier?”

Couldntbewindier: “Yes…”

Me: “Are you still charging $10 to repeat an instruction?”

Couldntbewindier: “Oooh, it’s actually gone up!”

Me: “Don’t worry mate, I’ll pay for you.”

Logan: “Thanks!”

Couldntbewindier: “Make sure you ask lots of times then, Logan!”

Logan: “I will!”

Gee, thanks Logan. I thought we were a team 😂


However your excellent hearing and excellent comprehension skills meant no repeating was needed during your drive test (thanks).

And your excellent awareness and your excellent decision making skills mean that your L plates won’t be needed from now on!

The big standout though?

✅ Your flawless pot hole dodging skills (they really did come in handy 🤣)

Realized drive test difficulty level: 2/10

😎 😎 😎

Congratulations mate - you sure do know what you are doing out there!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

It was great meeting you but even better being able to help you, Logan.

Stay safe on the roads and all the best with your footy down at the Berwick footy club in 2027.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

A day off work is always a bonus for an apprentice plumber, so that was a nice start for you Kate. However, the roads we...
12/10/2026

A day off work is always a bonus for an apprentice plumber, so that was a nice start for you Kate.

However, the roads were wet and the rain just kept on pouring down.

It’s not often I say this but I was concerned about how such wet conditions may affect you during your drive test this morning.

Will Kate give in to her instincts or will she manage to control herself and make it all the way back to Vic Roads…?

As it turns out I needn’t have worried.

Why not?

Because we didn’t pass one single overflowing gutter or one single leaky down pipe so you didn’t have to deal with the urge of pulling over and fixing it.

🤣🤣🤣


Nothing else was ever going to be a problem for you at Pakenham East Vic Roads this morning though, Kate!

Expected drive test difficulty level: 10/10

Realized drive test difficulty leve: 3/10 😎

(Although you made it look like a 1/10 !)

Your superb car control and your excellent awareness were on display from start to finish, but in particular the following were outstanding:

✅ Your confident and perfectly judged roundabout work.

✅ All six of those seamless and perfectly structured lane changes you carried out in such difficult conditions.

Congratulations and keep it up, legend !!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

Meeting and helping such a positive young adult with such a terrific sense of humour was just the best 😊

Stay safe out there - I’m sure you will.

Thanks for driving with Dazza!

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